chaoskitty 0 #76 November 29, 2005 Quotewhen they meet, they will be an equal distance from Paris. (since when they meet they will be at the same place.) No it isn't math at all! Ok.. duh. That one sounded too much like a problem on the SAT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #77 November 29, 2005 2 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #78 November 29, 2005 A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way done a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #79 November 29, 2005 QuoteA woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way done a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why? she's walking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #80 November 29, 2005 If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #81 November 29, 2005 CHOCOLATE MATH (This puzzle works ... but how?) This takes less than a minute. Work it out as you read along. Don't scroll to the bottom until you've worked it out. This is not one of those waste of time things -- it's just a bit of fun! 1. First, pick the number of times a week that you would like to eat chocolate ... (more than once but less than 10 times) 2. Multiply this number by 2 ... 3. Now add 5 ... 4. Multiply this number by 50 ... 5. If you've already had your birthday this year add 1755 ... If you haven't had your birthday yet add 1754 ... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ... You should now have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (how many times you want to eat chocolate each week). The next two numbers are ... YOUR AGE! P.S. let me know if it doesn't work~~~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #82 November 29, 2005 lamp since it doesnt take a match?Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #83 November 29, 2005 Quotelamp since it doesnt take a match? i should have specified, it's a lamp that is powered by some sort of fuel and requires fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #84 November 29, 2005 light the match first. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #85 November 29, 2005 then probably the matchLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #86 November 29, 2005 QuoteIf, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first. You should light the match first, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #87 November 29, 2005 a man in new jersey has legally married 3 women, but has not gotten a divorce, a separation, or an annulment, and none of them have died. how is this possible? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #88 November 29, 2005 He's a preacherMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #89 November 29, 2005 Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #90 November 29, 2005 joo gotit mang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #91 November 29, 2005 QuoteIs it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? not sure. is necrophilia legal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #92 November 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteIs it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? not sure. is necrophilia legal? Nope. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #93 November 29, 2005 Quotenot sure. is necrophilia legal? only illigal if you get caughtSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #94 November 29, 2005 QuoteQuotenot sure. is necrophilia legal? only illigal if you get caught What's the cure for necrophilia? divorceMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #95 November 29, 2005 QuoteIs it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? Dead people don't get marriedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iceburner 0 #96 November 29, 2005 Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go???? --Just thought this was a fun riddle...but yes, it does involve a little grade school math... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #97 November 29, 2005 so the three friend were overcharged 1.67 each. The guy from the hotel returned one dollar each. Meaning they were still overcharged .67 each. (Three times two-thirds) So the bellhop gave out three dollars and kept the remaining two dollars for himself. In other words, the bellhop gave out the extra dollar to the guests. He pocketed two dollars and returned three. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #98 November 29, 2005 Dogs do it on 3 legs, ladies do it sitting down, gentlemen do it standing up. What are they doing?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shmali 0 #99 November 29, 2005 Peeing In response to the hotel overcharge. The trick is that you are supposed to subtract the bellhops $2 from the total not add it in. The 3 men paid 9 each thats 27 Subtract the bellhops 2 from 27 to get 25 That is the true cost of what the room was after the initial $5 refund Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #100 November 29, 2005 The Hardest Riddle Available on the Internet. http://deathball.net/notpron/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lisamariewillbe 1 #93 November 29, 2005 Quotenot sure. is necrophilia legal? only illigal if you get caughtSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #94 November 29, 2005 QuoteQuotenot sure. is necrophilia legal? only illigal if you get caught What's the cure for necrophilia? divorceMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #95 November 29, 2005 QuoteIs it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? Dead people don't get marriedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iceburner 0 #96 November 29, 2005 Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go???? --Just thought this was a fun riddle...but yes, it does involve a little grade school math... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #97 November 29, 2005 so the three friend were overcharged 1.67 each. The guy from the hotel returned one dollar each. Meaning they were still overcharged .67 each. (Three times two-thirds) So the bellhop gave out three dollars and kept the remaining two dollars for himself. In other words, the bellhop gave out the extra dollar to the guests. He pocketed two dollars and returned three. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #98 November 29, 2005 Dogs do it on 3 legs, ladies do it sitting down, gentlemen do it standing up. What are they doing?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #99 November 29, 2005 Peeing In response to the hotel overcharge. The trick is that you are supposed to subtract the bellhops $2 from the total not add it in. The 3 men paid 9 each thats 27 Subtract the bellhops 2 from 27 to get 25 That is the true cost of what the room was after the initial $5 refund Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #100 November 29, 2005 The Hardest Riddle Available on the Internet. http://deathball.net/notpron/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
