So what's your excuse?

[Deuce 1]

It better be good.



"The dog ate it" will only fly for K9 officers who have supervisors wanting to know where the defendant's testical went. Chain of custody and all that.

So? What's your excuse!?

[pop 0]

I got hit by a bus!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[AlexCrowley 0]

"I hate everyone" seems to work fine for me.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Rebecca 0]

I was out of the country at the time...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Dougiefresh 0]

It's a medical condition. I got it from a french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[Rebecca 0]

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It's a medical condition. I got it from a french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

Dude, you DID Dr. Evil's MOM??? Whoa.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[PLFKING 3]

You sounded believable at the time.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[skymama 35]

I broke a nail.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[PLFKING 3]

Somebody told me you were adequate with a camera.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[yardhippie 0]

she was just laying there, and when I tripped all my clothes came off and I landed on her.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[shropshire 0]

The voices told me to clean my guns instead........

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[selbbub78 0]

it's the holidays, i'm stressed out

CReW Skies,

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[Rebecca 0]

I have amnesia. What was the question? And who are you?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Huh?

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[yardhippie 0]

Quote

I have amnesia. What was the question? And who are you?

I am your master, you are my sex slave. Now undress and get on the bed.


Cuz Im a dirty hippy. thats why.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Dougiefresh 0]

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It's a medical condition. I got it from a french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

Dude, you DID Dr. Evil's MOM??? Whoa.

No, her twin sister. Their parents named them the same thing, so they only had to yell one name when it was time for dinner.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[McDuck 0]

I didn't MEAN to...fill in the blanks. I'm not feeling terribly creative at the moment.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[Mike111 0]

it fell out the plane!

[Deuce 1]

Quote

Somebody told me you were adequate with a camera.


Don

I missed the count and keyed the funnel.

[skydivexxl 0]

Some dill-hole named JP made me do it!

Blog Clicky

[Katzeye 0]

It wasn't me! It was dark and the video is blurry!

Is a chicken omelette redundant?

[ncfitzge 0]

The penguins stole my sanity!

#148 Sonic Scrat
"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the eyes?" Woodpecker pulling out his pants pockets to the waitress

[Hawkins121 0]

They were dead when I got here.

[yardhippie 0]

because my dog pooped on it.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[thegreekone 0]

didn't know she was a bleeder.