skinnyshrek 0 #1 December 20, 2005 I know there's a bunch of you good cooks out there so help me out. The wife and i are doing xmas dinner at our house. What is the best way to do the turkey with the stuffing and trimmings. Just a little help not used to doing turkeys..Thankshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 December 20, 2005 Figure on 1 lb of turkey per person. That should get you started. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 December 20, 2005 what about cooking and doing the stuffing..Its not the amount im bothered i will eat it..lol Its the preparinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 December 20, 2005 Stuffing a turkey is the best way to make stuffing, forget what they say about it not being safe. But for you, if this is your first go around I would cook the turkey and do the stuffing on the side. Most bags of stuffing in the grocery stores have decent recipes, but nine times out of ten you can add just about anything to make it "your own". I tend to add celery, green pepper, onion, bacon or sausage (but NOT both) salt, pepper, thyme, and majarum (sp?, its a spice). Butter the inside and outside of the turkey. Salt the cavity of the turkey after buttering it. and cover it until the last 30 to 40 minutes of cooking. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #5 December 20, 2005 Quotewhat about cooking and doing the stuffing..Its not the amount im bothered i will eat it..lol Its the preparing Just throw ALL of the groceries you bought into a crock pot and cook it like they do back home!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #6 December 20, 2005 QuoteI know there's a bunch of you good cooks out there so help me out. The wife and i are doing xmas dinner at our house. What is the best way to do the turkey with the stuffing and trimmings. Just a little help not used to doing turkeys..Thanks Wrap yourself up in a bag and crawl in the oven for about 8 hours. That would be the biggest Turkey, I would probably spice your self up a bit. Either that or go to El Chico's Have a great dinner my friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 December 20, 2005 Do not use generic cranberry in a can. Make some good cranberry sauce. It's my fave. If you have any leftover, send it to me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 December 20, 2005 turkey ideas also I got some recipes off this and tried them too other yummy recipes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 December 20, 2005 how do ya make ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 December 20, 2005 1 cup sugar 1 cup water 1 tsp nutmeg 1/2 cup chopped pecans 4 cups (1 12-oz package) fresh cranberries (Use frozen if you need to). 1 Wash and pick over cranberries. In a saucepan bring to a boil water and sugar, stirring to dissolve sugar. Add cranberries, return to a boil. Reduce heat, simmer for 10 minutes or until cranberries burst. 2 Stir in chopped pecans and nutmeg. 3 Remove from heat. Cool completely at room temperature and then chill in refrigerator. Cranberry sauce will thicken as it cools. Edited to add: You don't have to throw in the pecans. I do cause i love 'em. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #11 December 21, 2005 Do a fried turkey, they're the best!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 December 21, 2005 I am on a diet..No fried shit for me...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #13 December 21, 2005 QuoteI am on a diet..No fried shit for me... Listen to Mama !! Deep fried turkey is the best turkey you have ever had. Ask any redneck ! and diets don't exist during the holidays !!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #14 December 21, 2005 ***I am on a diet..No fried shit for me... QuoteBWAAAHAAAA!!! Take that wig off that turkey and quit calling her sweetheart! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #15 December 21, 2005 Ok Wait till Brandy kicks your ass new years...man good luck as she beats your ass....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #16 December 21, 2005 ***Ok Wait till Brandy kicks your ass new years QuoteI wasn't referring to Brandy..I was talking about that 12 lb Butterball Turkey that you're "basting" with your pecker! BTW,I'd rather fight a pack of rabid pygmies than to face the wrath of Brandy!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #17 December 21, 2005 Too late my friend i have told her..She's driving to ATC as we speak..Sorry, i can't hook a sooty up.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #18 December 21, 2005 Too late my friend i have told her..She's driving to ATC as we speak..Sorry, i can't hook a sooty up. QuoteThen this sooty's gettin out of dodge! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 December 21, 2005 Will someone please teach pyschobob how to use the quote feature? I would but i'm tired and going to bed now. Thanks in advance to whoever helps. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #20 December 21, 2005 Hey Skinny, Dont forget to take the Giblets out. I spent 1 xmas doing a great spread only to smell burning plastic as I cut into the turkey. Boy I felt like one. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skinnyshrek 0 #15 December 21, 2005 Ok Wait till Brandy kicks your ass new years...man good luck as she beats your ass....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 December 21, 2005 ***Ok Wait till Brandy kicks your ass new years QuoteI wasn't referring to Brandy..I was talking about that 12 lb Butterball Turkey that you're "basting" with your pecker! BTW,I'd rather fight a pack of rabid pygmies than to face the wrath of Brandy!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #17 December 21, 2005 Too late my friend i have told her..She's driving to ATC as we speak..Sorry, i can't hook a sooty up.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #18 December 21, 2005 Too late my friend i have told her..She's driving to ATC as we speak..Sorry, i can't hook a sooty up. QuoteThen this sooty's gettin out of dodge! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 December 21, 2005 Will someone please teach pyschobob how to use the quote feature? I would but i'm tired and going to bed now. Thanks in advance to whoever helps. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #20 December 21, 2005 Hey Skinny, Dont forget to take the Giblets out. I spent 1 xmas doing a great spread only to smell burning plastic as I cut into the turkey. Boy I felt like one. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skinnyshrek 0 #17 December 21, 2005 Too late my friend i have told her..She's driving to ATC as we speak..Sorry, i can't hook a sooty up.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #18 December 21, 2005 Too late my friend i have told her..She's driving to ATC as we speak..Sorry, i can't hook a sooty up. QuoteThen this sooty's gettin out of dodge! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 December 21, 2005 Will someone please teach pyschobob how to use the quote feature? I would but i'm tired and going to bed now. Thanks in advance to whoever helps. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #20 December 21, 2005 Hey Skinny, Dont forget to take the Giblets out. I spent 1 xmas doing a great spread only to smell burning plastic as I cut into the turkey. Boy I felt like one. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #19 December 21, 2005 Will someone please teach pyschobob how to use the quote feature? I would but i'm tired and going to bed now. Thanks in advance to whoever helps. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #20 December 21, 2005 Hey Skinny, Dont forget to take the Giblets out. I spent 1 xmas doing a great spread only to smell burning plastic as I cut into the turkey. Boy I felt like one. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
