How to deal with bitches . . .

[squink 0]

Men definitely tip a woman server better!

...the door was open

SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM

[tigra 0]

Maybe that's because the waitresses, assuming they'll receive a bad tip, don't treat their female customers as well as they do their male customers.

And it does happen- I've waited at a bar with money in my hand more than once while the female bartender ignored me and served men who just walked up. How well am I going to tip then?

[jasonRose 0]

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Yeah, it's actually only 2 of them . . . all the rest of them know how to ask for seating favors politely. But these two aren't getting ANY favors from me - big parties, no women, etc.

They'll figure out not to fuck with me.

Just poke them in the eye with your finger..

Edit to add:

Have one of your skydiver bro's come to have a meal and sit them in one of those bitches area and fuck with them. ( they asked for it)

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[Diversgodown 0]

Send them my way and I'll Cock slap those bitches and teach'em some respect.

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[Girlfalldown 0]

I wish I lived near you. I'd bring a group and have you seat us in one of those girls sections. Oh the fun we would have.

There's a smudge on my knife!
No water for me. Oh can you get me some water?
No no no, bubbly water.
I didn't order that!
Where's my salad? Yes I did order a salad!
This wine is corked.
This wine is corked too. What do you mean it's a screwcap?
That's not my lipstick on this glass!
I said rare, not well done.
No tip for you!

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[Thanatos340 1]

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Send them my way and I'll Cock slap those bitches and teach'em some respect.

Or she could Buy herself a Strap-on and do it herself!!

In today’s society.. Lack of a Functioning Penis is no excuse for not Cock Slapping those who are truly in need of a Good Cock Slapping!

Kele.. You must do what needs to be done!! Don’t let these girls down.

[Lindercles 0]

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Why would waiting on a table of women be a pain in the ass ? I don't get it ? Are women in groups harder to please or something ?

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There's a smudge on my knife!
No water for me. Oh can you get me some water?
No no no, bubbly water.
I didn't order that!
Where's my salad? Yes I did order a salad!
This wine is corked.
This wine is corked too. What do you mean it's a screwcap?
That's not my lipstick on this glass!
I said rare, not well done.
No tip for you!

QED

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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So, how should I handle it? The one who asked me not to seat any more women in her section yesterday just didn't get any more tables AT ALL (oops, my bad ), and one who said "seat me there and I'll kick your ass" got sat "there" immediately.

Think that's good enough, or should I be more aggressive-aggressive, rather than passive-aggressive?

That's perfect!

Oh, then I'd go slash their tires, but that's just me....

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[jmpnkramer 0]

Probably a figment of one's imagination.

Certain people think it is all about them. General comments throw their whole sync out of wack.

It must suck to be uptight.

I understand though how it is when money is tight and jumping is not an option to unravel.



Hey Lee never heard the visine trick. Very Interesting.

I guess I will have to guard my drink around New Years!





Laters,



K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

[artistcalledian 0]

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Men definitely tip a woman server better!

it does my head in all this American tipping lark, if you want more money, get a better paid job.. don't expect me to pay over the odds to subsidise your stupidity or lazyness

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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

[cameramonkey 0]

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Why would waiting on a table of women be a pain in the ass ? I don't get it ? Are women in groups harder to please or something ?

I dont know how many times I have been out with a group of women that I have had to "take up the slack a bit" on the tip.

This is a group of less than 6 usually. they are bitchy, naggy, and as someone also pointed out, demanding. "theres a smudge on my knife, no water, wheres my water. etc."

then after being royal bitches, they decide to cheap out and not leave an appropraite tip because they were bitches.

And on top of that, I dont know how many times I have had to remind people that kitchen errors shouldnt be taken out on the wait staff.

so yes, women are harder to please, and that difficulty grows exponentially for each woman you add to the group. Add a cute, size 0 bubbly blonde waitress in those lycra/polyester stretch pants that all the waitresses seem to wear these days to the mix, and that pretty much guarantees no tip.

Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

[Thanatos340 1]

Stereotype much??

[Diversgodown 0]

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Send them my way and I'll Cock slap those bitches and teach'em some respect.

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Or she could Buy herself a Strap-on and do it herself!!

Now that would be a Kodak moment!!!@



In today’s society.. Lack of a Functioning Penis is no excuse for not Cock Slapping those who are truly in need of a Good Cock Slapping!

Kele.. You must do what needs to be done!! Don’t let these girls down.

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[cameramonkey 0]

its not stereotyping when you witness it firsthand.

Especially when you are there to hear the whispers of "she makes me sick..." and other comments of them that show their dislike of the server just because they cant be a petite little thing.

You might not do that kind of thing, but there are millions of women out there that do.

Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

[jmpnkramer 0]

What day are you making it down here?


We need to make up for the last visit.


Maybe we can go out and be cheap Bastards!






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The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

[skymama 35]

Maybe it's the type of women you choose to hang out with?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[cameramonkey 0]

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Maybe it's the type of women you choose to hang out with?

in my case, USED to hang out with.

the women I hang around now are much more laid back. They make comments about it, but it doesnt seem to effect thier tipping.

Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

[tigra 0]

Truthfully, the worst tippers I've ever been to restaurants with have been MALE skydivers who make good money. When we do the 'group dinner at a restaurant' thing on a Saturday night after jumping, we now insist on separate checks because a) I want my server to know I'm NOT the cheapass who left a 7% tip and b) I'm sick of throwing in for people who make more money than me but are too stupid or too cheap to add up their share of the bill, plus tip.

And there ar e few who are soooo cheap and so obnoxious, I'll never go to a restaurant with them again even with separate checks! Guilt by association, you know?

[artistcalledian 0]

Mr Pink has it right

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NICE GUY EDDIE
C'mon, throw in a buck.


MR. WHITE
Uh-uh. I don't tip.


NICE GUY EDDIE
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?


MR. WHITE
I don't believe in it.


NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?


MR. PINK
(laughing)
I love this kid, he's a madman,
this guy.


MR. BLONDE
Do you have any idea what these
ladies make? They make shit.


MR. WHITE
Don't give me that. She don't
make enough money, she can quit.



Everybody laughs.

NICE GUY EDDIE
I don't even know a Jew who'd have
the balls to say that. So let's
get this straight. You never ever
tip?


MR. WHITE
I don't tip because society says I
gotta. I tip when somebody
deserves a tip. When somebody
really puts forth an effort, they
deserve a little something extra.
But this tipping automatically,
that shit's for the birds. As far
as I'm concerned, they're just
doin their job.


MR. BLUE
Our girl was nice.


MR. WHITE
Our girl was okay. She didn't do
anything special.


MR. BLONDE
What's something special, take ya
in the kitchen and suck your dick?



They all laugh.

NICE GUY EDDIE
I'd go over twelve percent for
that.


MR. WRITE
Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've
been here a long fuckin time, and
she's only filled my cup three
times. When I order coffee, I
want it filled six times.


MR. BLONDE
What if she's too busy?


MR. WHITE
The words "too busy" shouldn't be
in a waitress's vocabulary.


NICE GUY EDDIE
Excuse me, Mr. White, but the last
thing you need is another cup of
coffee.



They all laugh.

MR. WHITE
These ladies aren't starvin to
death. They make minimum wage.
When I worked for minimum wage, I
wasn't lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tipworthy.


NICE GUY EDDIE
Ahh, now we're getting down to it.
It's not just that he's a cheap
bastard--


MR. ORANGE
--It is that too--


NICE GUY EDDIE
--It is that too. But it's also
he couldn't get a waiter job. You
talk like a pissed off dishwasher:
"Fuck those cunts and their
fucking tips."


MR. BLONDE
So you don't care that they're
counting on your tip to live?



Mr. White rubs two of his fingers together.

MR. WHITE
Do you know what this is? It's
the world's smallest violin,
playing just for the waitresses.


MR. BLONDE
You don't have any idea what
you're talking about. These
people bust their ass. This
is a hard job.


MR. WHITE
So's working at McDonald's, but
you don't feel the need to tip
them. They're servin ya food, you
should tip em. But no, society
says tip these guys over here, but
not those guys over there. That's
bullshit.


MR. ORANGE
They work harder than the kids at
McDonald's.


MR. WHITE
Oh yeah, I don't see them cleaning
fryers.


MR. BROWN
These people are taxed on the tips
they make. When you stiff 'em,
you cost them money.


MR. BLONDE
Waitressing is the number one
occupation for female non-college
graduates in this country. It's
the one jab basically any woman
can get, and make a living on.
The reason is because of tips.


MR. WHITE
Fuck all that.



They all laugh.

MR. WHITE
Hey, I'm very sorry that the
government taxes their tips.
That's fucked up. But that ain't
my fault. it would appear that
waitresses are just one of the
many groups the government fucks
in the ass on a regular basis.
You show me a paper says the
government shouldn't do that, I'll
sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll
vote for it. But what I won't do
is play ball. And this non-
college bullshit you're telling
me, I got two words for that:
"Learn to fuckin type." Cause if
you're expecting me to help out
with the rent, you're in for a big
fuckin surprise.


MR. ORANGE
He's convinced me. Give me my
dollar back.



Everybody laughs. Joe's comes back to the table.

JOE
Okay ramblers, let's get to
rambling. Wait a minute, who
didn't throw in?


MR. ORANGE
Mr. White.


JOE
(to Mr. Orange)
Mr. White?
(to Mr. White)
Why?


MR. ORANGE
He don't tip.


JOE
(to Mr. Orange)
He don't tip?
(to Mr. White)
You don't tip? Why?


MR. ORANGE
He don't believe in it.


JOE
(to Mr. Orange)
He don't believe in it?
(to Mr. White)
You don't believe in it?


MR. ORANGE
Nope.


JOE
(to Mr. Orange)
Shut up!
(to Mr. White)
Cough up the buck, ya cheap
bastard, I paid for your goddamn
breakfast.


MR. WHITE
Because you paid for the
breakfast, I'm gonna tip.
Normally I wouldn't.

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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

[brierebecca 0]

Oh Lordy

Kel, what restaurant are you working at? I assume you're back home in Atl by now...

I'm assuming you're working somewhere nice, and I'm sorry you're getting crap from your servers. It's completely unprofessional for them to tell you how to do your job.

That said, not giving them tables at all might be a little vindictive, especially because restaurants are tense and fast-moving places, and people don't always have time to be nice. This is their livelihood we're talking about. Wherever you seat people, you're going to get paid. The waitress you shafted won't. And not seating a server because of a personal vendetta can cause you to lose your job, too.

If it were me (and I've been in this situation), next time one of the waitresses is rude to you, I'd smile and ask her to go do her job, and to let you do yours. If your manager is aware of the situation, there's no point in bringing it up again, unless the their conduct escalates. If you do bring it up again, I'd also bring up the sexism you mentioned. I know it's a fact of life, but your manager will be aware of the lawsuits that have arisen from situations like this, and it will get his attention.

Hope this helps.

Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[Thanatos340 1]

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What day are you making it down here?

Next Thursday

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We need to make up for the last visit.

That all depends on you... Long as you are not.... How did your Girlfriend put it??..."Sorry we cant go out with you, Kramers being a Whiney Ass Bitch..... Again!!".

I know this much.. Kele never stood me up on a Strip Club Outing!!

[skinnyshrek 0]

Actually, she said the same thing to me the first time i met her at the farm....Kramer is being a whiney bitch....I am seeing a pattern. Maybe you are a whiney bitch Kramer

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[kelel01 1]

I suppose I could tell my manager. But it's not only me that these two people do this to. All of the hostesses (surprise!) have problems with the same 2 servers. No one else wants to speak up either.

Oh, well. Being vindictive will work just fine until I decide to say something.

[Thanatos340 1]

Maybe Kele should add Kramer to list of Bitches that need to be Cock-Slapped??

Might do him some good.

[kelel01 1]

Add him? You mean he's not already on there?