narcimund 0 #1 December 26, 2002 I'n hono'r o'f th'e ne'w yea'r, I hav'e decide'd t'o joi'n th'e nationwid'e (worldwid'e?) movemen't t'o spontaneou's'ly spe'l'l ever'y wor'd wi'th a'n apostro'ph'e. Ca'n some'one w'ith mo're experien'ce he'lp m'e under'stand th'e rule's? I thin'k its eithe'r: 1) Any word that end's in an "s" get's apostrophe's. 2) Any word tha't end's in an "s" or a "t" ge't's apostrophe's. 3) O'r its complete'ly rando'm a'n'd were bein'g judge'd o'n ou'r creativit'y First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #2 December 26, 2002 I have never even heard of such a thing. It kind of gives you a headache to read that! "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #3 December 26, 2002 Narci, Are you trying to lure Jessica out from lurking? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 December 26, 2002 Quote It kind of gives you a headache to read that! You ain't kiddin!!! Quote Are you trying to lure Jessica out from lurking? Her "American Punctuation Society" emergency pager is probably going off right now. Red phone ringing off the hook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 December 26, 2002 Quote I have never even heard of such a thing. It kind of gives you a headache to read that! I think narcimund's tongue is firmly planted in his cheek. Although, some days it is a valid complaint here on the forums. For me, I'd be happy if people could just use "your" and "you're" correctly. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #6 December 26, 2002 got one for ya: We have a furniture store with a large lit sign reading "Dillon Interior's" WTF? What possessed them to OK the proof? Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #7 December 26, 2002 Your right and I hope people follow you're intitiative!And somebody please sneak in and remove the apostophe key from narcimund's keyboard!! I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 December 26, 2002 QuoteFor me, I'd be happy if people could just use "your" and "you're" correctly. Do we give JT a pass on this? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #9 December 26, 2002 The primary focu's of the movemen't ha's just been using apostrophe's to pluralize word's. But i'ts becoming common to see an apostrophe in any word that end's in "s". Lately Ive been seeing some really creative new use's. Since some word's legitimately end in apostrophe-t (i.e., didn't, couldn't), some people are now using an apostrophe in any word tha't end's in "t". My favori'te new example is differen't. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #10 December 26, 2002 Y'all ain't got nut'n on us Tx'ns who iz usin' them words to supplant 'dem syllables. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #11 December 26, 2002 I have not been lurking. I think that I have been posting a lot lately. It's been real slow at work. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 December 26, 2002 Sorry, I meant the other Jessica. Jessica the Editor in Chief. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #13 December 26, 2002 That's pretty funny. I was actually an English major in undergrad - I'm horrible at it though. (terrible speller and horrible grammer) "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 December 26, 2002 Quote (terrible speller and horrible grammer) we believe you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #15 December 26, 2002 That's funnyI was being honest! "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 December 26, 2002 Quote Quote For me, I'd be happy if people could just use "your" and "you're" correctly. Do we give JT a pass on this? et luks lyke ure gust gonna hav ta deel wit me spelin. c, eye donnt giv a damm abowt ure openyun, az longh az ewe gett tha poynt! meye tieping scills suk end eye em knot inn ah profesional fourum hear, so i kood kare les abowt tha numbre ov xtra kee's eye hitt bi misteak! DEEL WIT ET!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #17 December 26, 2002 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't turn him into a giraffe.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 December 26, 2002 hey, If anyone wants to pay for Typing lessons for me I will be glad to take your Money! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 December 26, 2002 LOL...yor rite... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #20 December 27, 2002 My favorite are the signs that I drive past when I'm driving home from southern Idaho. There are a series... The first, "Cherrie's." The second, "Apple's." The third, "Blackberrie's." And the BEST one: "Asparagu's." What is wrong with these people?! -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #21 December 27, 2002 Quote Quote I have never even heard of such a thing. It kind of gives you a headache to read that! I think narcimund's tongue is firmly planted in his cheek. Although, some days it is a valid complaint here on the forums. For me, I'd be happy if people could just use "your" and "you're" correctly. Me too, me too! How about "their" and "there"? What about "It's" that is a conjuction of it is not the posseive form of it, that is "its" I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #22 December 27, 2002 >et luks lyke ure gust gonna hav ta deel wit me spelin. Ouch. Headache. Flashback. You "sound" like Snuffy on wreckdot. When I lurked there, I had to skip his posts because they took me twice as long to read... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #23 December 27, 2002 AVAST! Belay the offending squiggle! It amazes me how many people don't know how to use the damned thing (Jawohl, 'tis a pet peeve of mine)... "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #24 December 27, 2002 Everybody pay attention to Bob. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #25 December 27, 2002 Hey! That's something I've been wondering about: Bob says pluralizing "VCR" with an apostrophe is wrong, but is it? What's the right way of pluralizing an abbreviation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites