AlexCrowley 0 #1 January 13, 2006 Using the Gasson scale, how cool are you? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 January 13, 2006 uh what?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 January 13, 2006 Check the first box and move long. Thank you. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 January 13, 2006 If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that I'm the "George Castanza" on the Greg Gasson scale.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 January 13, 2006 Boasting about how cool one is on the internet is most decidely uncool. for that I think everyone needs to check box 1Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #6 January 13, 2006 QuoteUsing the Gasson scale, how cool are you? Greg's going to be very surprised to learn about his dopplegangers. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #7 January 13, 2006 He's probably too cool to use the internet in the first place! --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #8 January 13, 2006 QuoteHe's probably too cool to use the internet in the first place! Nope. Google rec.skydiving. He used to post there. And he also has 18 posts here. The fact of the matter is that Greg is such a great guy, that instead of having icicles forming within 10 feet of where he passes, you feel a tropical breeze instead. He's one of the nicest guys in the world. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #9 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteHe's probably too cool to use the internet in the first place! Nope. Google rec.skydiving. He used to post there. And he also has 18 posts here. The fact of the matter is that Greg is such a great guy, that instead of having icicles forming within 10 feet of where he passes, you feel a tropical breeze instead. He's one of the nicest guys in the world. rl yeah, it always amazes me in this sport, how some of the people you would expect to be TOTAL asses due to thier proficiency and relative famousness are really cool. Mikey mcGowan is also the fashizzle for the same reasons.Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteUsing the Gasson scale, how cool are you? Greg's going to be very surprised to learn about his dopplegangers. ________________________________________ Maybe, he needs to see a doctor! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #11 January 13, 2006 QuoteMikey mcGowan is also the fashizzle for the same reasons. Seconded. A lot of those guys from Arizona are like that. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #12 January 13, 2006 QuoteAnd he also has 18 posts here. He's one of the nicest guys in the world. maybe more posts but he only had 2 seconds of the DZ.com 5-way Deathstar of Easter boogie... After that he had to save Frenchy from a tree in Eloy scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 January 13, 2006 Wickedly. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #14 January 13, 2006 I don't know who Greg Gasson is, but I'm far cooler.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #15 January 13, 2006 Greg Gasson started his adventures prenatally. There's video documentation of his womb-to-womb jump without deploying an umbilical cord. Unfortunately, the only copy of the footage is in Greg's possession. If you ask to see it, well, Greg doesn't like to show off...cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteHe's probably too cool to use the internet in the first place! Nope. Google rec.skydiving. He used to post there. And he also has 18 posts here. Do I really have to mention the obvious? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #17 January 13, 2006 QuoteDo I really have to mention the obvious? Apparently so. I must be having a dumb day. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #18 January 13, 2006 Obviously this is what led to researchers concluding that on earth the purest form of cool must be Greg Gasson - the only carbon based life form that can be said to have a Gasson of 1. According to Einstein there is not enough energy in the universe for man to reach a full Gasson (note the upper case G), instead mammals are rated in fractions of a gasson (gsn.) Many entities have had a gasson rating given to them. There are some theories regarding the probability of the existence of negative gassons. While it still seems too early to conclusively say it would appear that my wife has named this negative gasson a 'crowley'. Which I believe illustrates why she pushed for a trip to Eloy rather than somewhere in Florida. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #19 January 13, 2006 Quote Apparently so. I'm thinking of a six letter word that starts with "use". Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #20 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Apparently so. I'm thinking of a six letter word that starts with "use". I said rec.skydiving...isn't that usenet? I'm so confused, Dave. That other thread has me in a dither. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 January 13, 2006 QuoteI said rec.skydiving...isn't that usenet? I'm so confused, Dave. That other thread has me in a dither. "He's probably too cool to use the internet" "No, he used to post on rec.skydiving" Oh never mind. Edit to add: Is being "in a dither" like being "hot and bothered"? Blues, dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #22 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI said rec.skydiving...isn't that usenet? I'm so confused, Dave. That other thread has me in a dither. "He's probably too cool to use the internet" "No, he used to post on rec.skydiving" Oh never mind. Don't say that. I finally got it. QuoteEdit to add: Is being "in a dither" like being "hot and bothered"? Unfortunately not. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #23 January 13, 2006 I've always thought that anyone who actually states that they are indeed cool are in fact not. Not close....not even low temperature cool....in fact they are usually UN cool and just feel left out....cool is the perception others have of us.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #24 January 14, 2006 Why no box for > 1.0?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
