JUDYJ 0 #1 February 10, 2006 Ok. here's my question,,, because it has recently been brought to my attention.... Can sex with only one hand be as grandiose as with all your limbs present and functioning. I personally feel a man with one great hand and the ability to lay on his back ... can be quite satisfying. I mean there are those with two hands and two feet who function fairly poorly in and out of bed.. What do you think? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingchad 0 #2 February 10, 2006 Right now my right arm is in a cast. I am right handed. I have received no complaints from the management at my house concerning nighttime activities Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 February 10, 2006 The only time I had one arm incapacitated due to shoulder surgery, I wasn't gettin' any. But it was a little more challenging to play with BOB, since it was my primary BOB hand."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #4 February 10, 2006 Lol...One hand sex would be great if a person is alone......*giggle* TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 February 10, 2006 I dont't feel there should be a problem there, as long as the connections are right.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #6 February 10, 2006 exactly my point.. I mean one can function without two.... IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #7 February 10, 2006 so call me slow... what is... or who is BOB?? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 February 10, 2006 Quoteso call me slow... what is... or who is BOB?? Surely you've heard of the battery operated boyfriend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #9 February 10, 2006 yes,, well now I have.. I have my own real non-battery Bob..wanted to make sure we were on the same wave length. IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 February 10, 2006 Quoteyes,, well now I have.. I have my own real non-battery Bob..wanted to make sure we were on the same wave length. Oops, good point, I forgot who I was talking to. You should try putting batteries in him sometime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #11 February 10, 2006 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At least maybe his one arm... uh??? IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #12 February 10, 2006 Krisanne, Now you've done it! When I wake up with Dura Cells where they never existed heretofore, or attached by my nipples to a Die Hard with jumper cables, I'll send you a thank you note!! Judy will post pics! Surgery on the arm is done, knee in a couple months and then I'm back in the air, probably with a higher voltage rating, too. BobBob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #13 February 10, 2006 QuoteI personally feel a man with one great hand and the ability to lay on his back ... can be quite satisfying. Don't forget tounge. Or is that broken too? Didn't anyone tell him "no low turns"?Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilZilla 2 #14 February 10, 2006 hahaha.....Yeah, I feel like I just stepped into the amputee porno section of dz.com. My favorite!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 February 10, 2006 QuoteNow you've done it! When I wake up with Dura Cells where they never existed heretofore, or attached by my nipples to a Die Hard with jumper cables, I'll send you a thank you note!! Now you're talking, Bob, just think of all the possibilities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adriandavies 0 #16 February 10, 2006 Has anyone got any idea what effects amputation has on the size of certain other appendages? I guess initially at least the body might supply enough blood for all limbs and given that erections use blood to happen, maybe an over supply of blood will make a man's penis increase in size? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #17 February 10, 2006 I thought BOB was Black on Blonde... Once youve had black, you'll never go back! .... *cough* ....apparantly ....... *runs* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #18 February 11, 2006 his tongue wasn't broken...however, he uses it enough to whine about the shoulder.. I need to find away to keep his mouth busy....oh la la la.... the thoughts are starting. IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #19 February 11, 2006 Quotehis tongue wasn't broken...however, he uses it enough to whine about the shoulder.. I need to find away to keep his mouth busy....oh la la la.... the thoughts are starting. ATC says : "Squawk 7500". I am taking control of this thread. Whining about my shoulder?? We went to the doctor today who did my surgery a couple days ago. He marveled at my strength, my resolve, my ability to just be a, well, true man's man. Combination ripped rotator cuff and labrum. Did I mention one word of complaint to anyone? Anyone? I suffered in silence until finally surgical intervention was necessary. Very Chuck-Norris like, I did it without anesthetic, and I did it myself. I bit a bullet, and shot an intruder with it, too, while doing the self surgery. Whining? Ha! How about that, JudyJ???? BobBob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #20 February 11, 2006 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! some men never grow up...just their stories grow and grow... IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
