kansasskydiver 0 #1 November 17, 2005 Ok so we all know the Budweiser Real Men of Genius adds. What would some good skydiver ones be? Ex: Mr. I never bring a case of beer<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 November 17, 2005 Mr. I didnt lose the girl, just my turnSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 November 17, 2005 Along these lines? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1886934;search_string=airline%20guy;#1886934 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #4 November 17, 2005 Mr. I know how to pack my parachute, but perfer to pay someone to. Mr. 2 minutes late to the dirtdive Mr. But the beerline is 2 inches over thereYesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 November 17, 2005 Mr. I know what would make a great video but refuse to participate in the event because im smart(cough cough Spence?)Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 November 17, 2005 Mr. tiny canopy guy. Mr. watch this guy. Mr. landing against the pattern guy.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #7 November 17, 2005 Mr. Funnel guy. g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 November 17, 2005 Here's to YOU...Mr. "Traded in the wife & kids...house & job, for a sack of brightly colored nylon and a 20 year old 16 foot camper that reeks of puke!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 November 17, 2005 Mr. I didnt go low, you floated guy Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 November 17, 2005 Mr. Tripped over my helmet during the dirt diveSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 November 17, 2005 QuoteMr. Tripped over my helmet during the dirt dive it wasnt a helmet, and it wasnt mine, the helmet just happend to be in the path. Mrs. getting the facts wrong guy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 November 17, 2005 Mr uber sensitive to his dirt diving accidentSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #13 November 17, 2005 Mr. cure for a hangover is sitting in a loud plane for 20 min. Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #14 November 17, 2005 Mr. I'll just shove in bag -- It will open! Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 November 17, 2005 QuoteMr. I didnt go low, you floated guy ______________________________________ Hearing that line, always cracks me up! That one and... "The formation back-slid on me!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 November 17, 2005 ***Here's to YOU...Mr. "Traded in the wife & kids...house & job, for a sack of brightly colored nylon and a 20 year old 16 foot camper that reeks of puke!" QuoteROTFLMAO! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #17 November 17, 2005 Mrs. i used the word "uber" in a sentence Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #18 November 17, 2005 Mr. dont hold my hat like that , hasnt anyone taught you how to hold a hatSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #19 November 17, 2005 <> "Here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy: Sure, your group shouldn't be getting out first, because you're doing a 2 way head down in front of a 10 way belly dive. But that's ok, you're on staff and know what you're doing. Besides you need to get down "fast" so that you can pack in time to do that AFF video. It doesn't matter that the time difference, in landing, between exiting where you should and making the rest of the plane have to look extra close for canopies below them when they pull, is a measly couple minutes. You've got THINGS TO DO. So go on with your bad self, you've got thousands of jumps. The rules don't apply to you. Besides you WORK here. So here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy, for your continued vigilance in making skydiving as dangerous as Real TV says it is. Keep those newbies on their toes, it's not like they have anything else to worry about." Hehe "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #20 November 17, 2005 oooo you got in trouble for that too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #21 November 17, 2005 Yea he was Mr Yank the cool hat out of her hand guy Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #22 November 17, 2005 Quote<> "Here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy: Sure, your group shouldn't be getting out first, because you're doing a 2 way head down in front of a 10 way belly dive. But that's ok, you're on staff and know what you're doing. Besides you need to get down "fast" so that you can pack in time to do that AFF video. It doesn't matter that the time difference, in landing, between exiting where you should and making the rest of the plane have to look extra close for canopies below them when they pull, is a measly couple minutes. You've got THINGS TO DO. So go on with your bad self, you've got thousands of jumps. The rules don't apply to you. Besides you WORK here. So here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy, for your continued vigilance in making skydiving as dangerous as Real TV says it is. Keep those newbies on their toes, it's not like they have anything else to worry about." Hehe _____________________________________ There's a lot of truth, there! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #23 November 17, 2005 QuoteYea he was Mr Yank the cool hat out of her hand guy hmmm.... mrs takes my hat off my head without asking Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #24 November 17, 2005 uhhhh no it was Mr. hand her the hat but not like the way she man-handled it.... but forget that i handed her the hat cause i was drunkSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #25 November 17, 2005 Mr. I spend my whole work day posting on the dropzone.com forums and get absolutely nothing done all day.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yardhippie 0 #17 November 17, 2005 Mrs. i used the word "uber" in a sentence Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 November 17, 2005 Mr. dont hold my hat like that , hasnt anyone taught you how to hold a hatSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #19 November 17, 2005 <> "Here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy: Sure, your group shouldn't be getting out first, because you're doing a 2 way head down in front of a 10 way belly dive. But that's ok, you're on staff and know what you're doing. Besides you need to get down "fast" so that you can pack in time to do that AFF video. It doesn't matter that the time difference, in landing, between exiting where you should and making the rest of the plane have to look extra close for canopies below them when they pull, is a measly couple minutes. You've got THINGS TO DO. So go on with your bad self, you've got thousands of jumps. The rules don't apply to you. Besides you WORK here. So here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy, for your continued vigilance in making skydiving as dangerous as Real TV says it is. Keep those newbies on their toes, it's not like they have anything else to worry about." Hehe "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #20 November 17, 2005 oooo you got in trouble for that too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 November 17, 2005 Yea he was Mr Yank the cool hat out of her hand guy Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 November 17, 2005 Quote<> "Here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy: Sure, your group shouldn't be getting out first, because you're doing a 2 way head down in front of a 10 way belly dive. But that's ok, you're on staff and know what you're doing. Besides you need to get down "fast" so that you can pack in time to do that AFF video. It doesn't matter that the time difference, in landing, between exiting where you should and making the rest of the plane have to look extra close for canopies below them when they pull, is a measly couple minutes. You've got THINGS TO DO. So go on with your bad self, you've got thousands of jumps. The rules don't apply to you. Besides you WORK here. So here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy, for your continued vigilance in making skydiving as dangerous as Real TV says it is. Keep those newbies on their toes, it's not like they have anything else to worry about." Hehe _____________________________________ There's a lot of truth, there! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 November 17, 2005 QuoteYea he was Mr Yank the cool hat out of her hand guy hmmm.... mrs takes my hat off my head without asking Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 November 17, 2005 uhhhh no it was Mr. hand her the hat but not like the way she man-handled it.... but forget that i handed her the hat cause i was drunkSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #25 November 17, 2005 Mr. I spend my whole work day posting on the dropzone.com forums and get absolutely nothing done all day.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
