kansasskydiver 0 #51 November 18, 2005 hahah so we've been here for a good 5 hours or so. we've got: Mr Tiny Canopy Guy Mr 100 Jump wonder Guy Mr Whuffo Guy Mr Tandem Passanger Guy Mr Jumper Before You guy Mr Never Buy Beer Guy Mr Fart In the Plan Guy Mr Sky God Mr Keep The Beer Cool Guy Mr FAA Guy<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #52 November 18, 2005 I so want to hear them.... I can picture it .....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #53 November 18, 2005 Quote<> "Here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy: "Mister Let Me Jump Before you Guy-uy..." Sure, your group shouldn't be getting out first, because you're doing a 2 way head down in front of a 10 way belly dive. But that's ok, you're on staff and know what you're doing. Besides you need to get down "fast" so that you can pack in time to do that AFF video. "Mister Let Me Jump Before you Guy-uy!" It doesn't matter that the time difference, in landing, between exiting where you should and making the rest of the plane have to look extra close for canopies below them when they pull, is a measly couple minutes. You've got THINGS TO DO. "I'm in such a hur-ry!" So go on with your bad self, you've got thousands of jumps. The rules don't apply to you. Besides you WORK here. So here's to you Mr. Let Me Jump Before You Guy, for your continued vigilance in making skydiving as dangerous as Real TV says it is. Keep those newbies on their toes, it's not like they have anything else to worry about." "Mister Let Me Jump Before you Guy-uy...!!!" "Anheuser-Busch, Saint Louis, Missouri." Hehe mh . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoneycase 0 #54 November 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteHere's to you Mr. 6'2" 220 who thinks they can do everything better than the next guy I'm 6'2" 260...too bad I don't fit into the "can do everything better" box. About the only thing I do "better" then the next guy in skydiving is fall rate and wingloading. when i wrote that i was picturing "that guy" you see doing level 1 AFF and talking a big game. it is a joke though, its all in good fun! one more: Here's to you, Mr foot-in-the-door-of-the-plane on a hot summer day. Keeping us cool and comfortable...Does whisky count as beer? - Homer There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner Be careful. There's a limited future in low pulls - JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #55 November 18, 2005 Heres to you Mr yell at the girl whose checking her spot even though she doesnt exactly know what she is looking for yet but trying to figure it outSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #56 November 18, 2005 Here's to you... Mr. Is it Beer Light Yet guy Mr. Sleeping on the hanger floor guy Mr. I don't have a home dropzone guy Mr. I started skydiving so I could BASE guy Mr. 5 jumps a year is current guy Mr. Ramen noodle eating guy Mr. I learned everything I know about skydiving off the internet guy. (My personal favorite) Mr. Lost his turn guy You've GOT to get the compiled ones over to SkydivingRadio. PERFECT medium for these Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #57 November 18, 2005 Here's to you, MR Old time cessna dropzone member! you scoff at zippy rides to altitude, as 45 minutes is how god intended you to fly. those 45 minutes are worth every bit of those 10 thousand feet. so crack open a beer, Mr old time cessna guy, because a 6 way is a 2 plane load and a turbine is something a guy from India wears on his head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #58 November 18, 2005 here's to you, Mr Static line student you know skydiving is not really scary unless you do it alone and have to climb out of the plane. you go through the practice ripcord pulls until you can cut the cord, because you know freefall is something you earn! so have a beer, mr static line student, because you'll be under canopy before you know what the hell is going on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazydiver 0 #59 November 18, 2005 Here's to you Mr. The smallest plane i've jumped out of was a caravan guy. You're two way and solo jumps are too hard to do from a king air or smaller aircraft. Hop and pops just aren't worth it to you unless you are with 25 other people getting pissed at you for having to make an extra low speed pass for your low jump. Cheers, Travis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noluckned 0 #60 November 18, 2005 Here's to you Mr. Exit with the wrong group out of the herc and then lurk a random slot guy. Never mind that the guys in front of you looks nothing like the one one the dirt dive. Never mind that the formation which is building looks like a diamond instead of a star. Just fly right in and join it, the others will be happy that their 8-way is now a 9-way, the more the merrier. Dont worry about the fact that we wanted to turn a few points, just hang there like an idiot. Oh and be sure to ignore the girl whose slot you lurked when she starts beating you about the legs. Dont bother turning at break off, just start tracking in whatever direction you happen to be facing. Enjoy your skydive. *Disclaimer* The views expressed in the above post may or may not be the result of drunkeness or temporary insanity and should only rarely be construed as the views of the poster himself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #61 February 13, 2006 QuoteOk so we all know the Budweiser Real Men of Genius adds. What would some good skydiver ones be? Ex: Mr. I never bring a case of beer Here's to you Mr. 8 jerky turns near the ground in the wrong direction "D" license man and after all those beers maybe tommorrow you will be so hung over and won't be able to jump so that nobody will have to cringe when the see you coming in!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #62 February 13, 2006 here's to you mr. pack in 5 minutes guy. you laugh at me when i take 20 minutes to pack my rig, 'cuz you know what you're doing and can make back to back loads. you know what you're doing sure, you get line twists and off heading openings, but you don't care, just kick out of 'em you say. kick, kick, kick out of 'em you've had 10 reserve rides in 200 jumps, but hey, you got those 200 jumps in quick, mr. pack in 5 minutes guy. you're the man, mr. pack in 5 minutes guy! anheuser busch, st. louis, missouri."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #63 February 13, 2006 Here's to you Mr.45 yr old+ Skygod with the 18yr old gf thats always has a black eye or two! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #64 February 13, 2006 here's to you mr got a bud I can have? guy here's to you mr. I haveth but shareth not! guy Here's to you mr. I am too lazy to find a gf so can I do yours without asking? guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #65 February 13, 2006 here's a great one Here's to you mr. I can jump as much as I like and buy a new rig on my dad's credit card guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #66 February 13, 2006 Here's to you mr. Old timer belly flying guys cant tell me anything because I know everything there is to know guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
travisjones 0 #67 February 13, 2006 Here's to you Mr. Im Drunk, so fuck my parachute guy. The sad part is you sprained your ankle while jumping off your nieghbors patio. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
