waltappel 1 #26 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteI don't like vibrators. l --------------------------------------------------------------- Well, I guess I know what *not* to buy you next Christmas! ------------------------------------------------------------ I hope to settle on a vibrator substitute long before next Christmas. ------------------------------------------------------------ Cocheese? My vibrator is cocheese. I bet my neighbors are sick of hearing bzzzzzz "oh cocheese, oh cocheese" bzzzzz Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #27 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteI hope to settle on a vibrator substitute long before next Christmas. Cocheese? Didn't see that coming. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #28 February 25, 2006 I thought it was a good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #29 February 25, 2006 Someone showed me this.....www.thetoy.co.uk Note: For those that didn't know....the manufacturer "Cool & Groovy" used to manufacturer audible altimeters....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #30 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI don't like inside vibrators but I like outside stimuli quite a bit. Same here. BTW, i bought a freakin shower massager last night and can't get the fucking thing hooked up. Can someone come over to help with my shower?? I'm pretty good at plumbing. I just lay pipe. Lots of it. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 February 25, 2006 QuoteLots of it. Takes a long time doing it in 4 inch sections doesn't it? Sorry Jim. You set yourself up for that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #32 February 25, 2006 well, at least youre not commandeering the Dewalt palm sander! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #33 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteLots of it. Takes a long time doing it in 4 inch sections doesn't it? Sorry Jim. You set yourself up for that one. Plumbing the world, one leaky crack at a time. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 February 25, 2006 Oh jim, you're such a giver. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 February 25, 2006 QuoteOh jim, you're such a giver. Amazing how helpful us guys can be, isn't it? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #36 February 25, 2006 QuoteOh jim, you're such a giver. Speaking of giving, don't I still owe you something? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #37 February 25, 2006 QuoteSomeone showed me this.....www.thetoy.co.uk Note: For those that didn't know....the manufacturer "Cool & Groovy" used to manufacturer audible altimeters.... I think you've just overcome my objection to vibrators. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #38 February 25, 2006 >I will take two bondage ropes . . . How is that different from regular rope? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 February 25, 2006 Quote>I will take two bondage ropes . . . How is that different from regular rope? According to the catalog: "This soft, versatile rope is great for restraint play. Perfect for beginners and more experienced rope-bondage enthusiasts, it won't chafe, irritate or burn the skin. Strong, durable construction. 16 feet; comes with an instruction and safety booklet (for instance: always have safety scissors nearby!). Silk rope. Black. " I suppose their rope is the Triathlon or Sabre of the rope world. Versatile--great for beginers and experts--just all around great bondage rope. edited to add: And it *must* be some really special rope. After all, it *does* come with an instruction and safety booklet! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #40 February 25, 2006 >I suppose their rope is the Triathlon or Sabre of the rope world. >And it *must* be some really special rope. After all, it *does* come >with an instruction and safety booklet! Do you have to sign a waiver? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #41 February 25, 2006 Quote>I suppose their rope is the Triathlon or Sabre of the rope world. >And it *must* be some really special rope. After all, it *does* come >with an instruction and safety booklet! Do you have to sign a waiver? I would almost *bet* that it comes with one of those BS disclaimers that says something like "...this product is not intended for any specific purpose..." or something like that. Besides, what good is a waiver with this stuff anyway. If Mistress Whipyourass tells me to sign a waiver, I think I'll sign it rather than suffer the consequences. Seems like that would be considered coersion. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #42 February 25, 2006 I'm thinking I want to add this to my shopping list: (From http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-8-7-KB-0501.html) Nina's Guide to Spanking Whether you're curious about erotic spanking and don't know how to get started or love to give (or receive) but want advanced tips such as bringing a female submissive to orgasm during a spanking, this great DVD is for you. Nina first explains how spanking is sexy, fun and consensual, and demonstrates on Kylie Ireland; then real-life couple Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander combine naughty-girl role-play with hot spanking and intense sex in a delicious climax. 2004, 80 min. Lots of the ladies around here are in obvious need of a spanking.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #43 February 25, 2006 I think rl needs a spankin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #44 February 25, 2006 Would i be considered worthy enough to have your text message number ? I give the best text. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #45 February 25, 2006 QuoteI give the best text. Quite a claim, if true. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #46 February 25, 2006 QuoteLots of the ladies around here are in obvious need of a spanking. One guy around here is in obvious need of a cucumber. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #47 February 25, 2006 Quote Would i be considered worthy enough to have your text message number ? I give the best text. My phone doesn't accept text from Michigan. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #48 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteLots of the ladies around here are in obvious need of a spanking. One guy around here is in obvious need of a cucumber. Who meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #49 February 25, 2006 Oh yea , i forgot. My phone doesn't make calls to people who don't jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #50 February 25, 2006 Quote Oh yea , i forgot. My phone doesn't make calls to people who don't jump. That's ok, mine does.So, uh, step aside cocheese--she's mine! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites