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My dreams are shattered. I can't give it away on 7th ave. This town is tattered. Pitter patter, Schmack schmack, bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots.
Don't feel bad. RhondaLea has been in my dreams for years and is going to be in them for a very long time.
Walt
billvon 2,435
>that says something like "...this product is not intended for any specific
>purpose..." or something like that.
Seems like so much trouble.
Go to Home Depot, get some 5/16" braided nylon rope, cut into some 12 foot pieces, melt the ends, put it in a mesh bag, wash it and dry it (on high/cotton) and it will be as good as that stuff. Use Rit dye to turn it black if you want. (Or any color you, or Rhonda, likes.) And no waiver needed!
QuoteI think you've just overcome my objection to vibrators.
And that was?
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
QuoteQuoteI think you've just overcome my objection to vibrators.
And that was?
Ah. My whole thing with vibrators comes down to one story, and it's too rancid and too mundane (in about equal parts) for this group. Let's just say I had a bad experience with someone at the other end of one.
But this little contraption has remarkable potential, and I think I would like to own it. It certainly gives new meaning to the idea of phone sex.
Quote>I would almost *bet* that it comes with one of those BS disclaimers
>that says something like "...this product is not intended for any specific
>purpose..." or something like that.
Seems like so much trouble.
Go to Home Depot, get some 5/16" braided nylon rope, cut into some 12 foot pieces, melt the ends, put it in a mesh bag, wash it and dry it (on high/cotton) and it will be as good as that stuff. Use Rit dye to turn it black if you want. (Or any color you, or Rhonda, likes.) And no waiver needed!
Damn Bill, you sound kind of, uh, experienced at this kind of thing!
Walt
QuoteSeems like so much trouble.
Go to Home Depot, get some 5/16" braided nylon rope, cut into some 12 foot pieces, melt the ends, put it in a mesh bag, wash it and dry it (on high/cotton) and it will be as good as that stuff. Use Rit dye to turn it black if you want. (Or any color you, or Rhonda, likes.) And no waiver needed!
How, exactly, did my preferences get into this?
I like a different sort of restraint, so rope will be wasted on me, anyway.
rl
QuoteI like a different sort of restraint, so rope will be wasted on me, anyway.
I have some shiny new hand cuffs at the house. Haven't even really been broken in yet.
billvon 2,435
You're thinking of Remi.
Quote>you sound kind of, uh, experienced at this kind of thing!
You're thinking of Remi.
No, I'm pretty sure it's you.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
billvon 2,435
Those things are uncomfortable, and do not lend themselves to repeat uses once the person involved discovers that.
Quote>I have some shiny new hand cuffs at the house.
Those things are uncomfortable, and do not lend themselves to repeat uses once the person involved discovers that.
Once again, Bill, you are really sounding like the voice of experience.
Care to share?
Walt
turtlespeed 212
Quote>I have some shiny new hand cuffs at the house.
Those things are uncomfortable, and do not lend themselves to repeat uses once the person involved discovers that.
That is why they make leather braces, gauntlets. . . .
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billvon 2,435
It's a 'design objective' thing. Police handcuffs are made to be cheap, easy to use, fit a lot of people, and be pretty secure. Comfort is way down on the bottom of the list, as long as they don't cause people's hands to fall off.
Something like the item below can be a lot more comfortable and still be more restrictive at the same time. Of course fit is more of a problem and they're a lot more expensive since they're sort of a niche market.
Quote>Care to share?
It's a 'design objective' thing. Police handcuffs are made to be cheap, easy to use, fit a lot of people, and be pretty secure. Comfort is way down on the bottom of the list, as long as they don't cause people's hands to fall off.
Something like the item below can be a lot more comfortable and still be more restrictive at the same time. Of course fit is more of a problem and they're a lot more expensive since they're sort of a niche market.
So, uh, what would you recommend based on your own personal experience?
Walt
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