5432154321 0 #1 March 8, 2006 So I wake up this morning and I'm lying there staring at the ceiling trying to decide if I want to get out of bed. I have a nice big stretch and noticed a genuinely pleasing scent coming from my hairy armpit. I couldn't believe what I was smelling... It was the unmistakable scent of a perfectly healthy VAGINA. This is NOT a joke, I'm being serious for once. The smell was SO pleasing I decided not to shower today. All throughout the day at the office, I've been smelling my new found vagina. And giving sample whiffs to everyone, and they agree, the smell is unmistakable... I think I’m going to hold off on the showering until it becomes too rancid to bare cause I don’t know if I’ll every be able to re-create this hypnotic scent in future. Has this ever happened to you? Anyways, just thought I’d share. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 March 8, 2006 Hairy, moist, warm, and with an unambiguous odor? If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 March 8, 2006 ah, go fuck yourself. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #4 March 8, 2006 QuoteSo I wake up this morning and I lying there staring at the ceiling trying to decide if I want to get out of bed. I have a nice big stretch and noticed a genuinely pleasing scent coming from my hairy armpit. I couldn't believe what I was smelling... It was the unmistakable scent of a perfectly healthy VAGINA. This is NOT a joke, I'm being serious for once. The smell was SO pleasing I decided not to shower today. All throughout the day at the office, I've been smelling my new found vagina. And giving sample whiffs to everyone, and they agree, the smell is unmistakable... I think I’m going to hold off on the showering until it becomes too rancid to bare cause I don’t know if I’ll every be able to re-create this hypnotic scent in future. Has this ever happened to you? Anyways, just thought I’d share. Cool! Now put your hand in it and make farty noises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #5 March 8, 2006 Quoteah, go fuck yourself. .... i've been trying to think of a way to do this, but after about an hour of brainstorming and experimenting, I've decided that its just hoplessly impossible to get my dick in my armpit. So I'll have to settle for watching porn, smelling my armpit. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #6 March 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo I wake up this morning and I lying there staring at the ceiling trying to decide if I want to get out of bed. I have a nice big stretch and noticed a genuinely pleasing scent coming from my hairy armpit. I couldn't believe what I was smelling... It was the unmistakable scent of a perfectly healthy VAGINA. This is NOT a joke, I'm being serious for once. The smell was SO pleasing I decided not to shower today. All throughout the day at the office, I've been smelling my new found vagina. And giving sample whiffs to everyone, and they agree, the smell is unmistakable... I think I’m going to hold off on the showering until it becomes too rancid to bare cause I don’t know if I’ll every be able to re-create this hypnotic scent in future. Has this ever happened to you? Anyways, just thought I’d share. Cool! Now put your hand in it and make farty noises. That would be a little "childish" don't you think? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 March 8, 2006 This is just so wrong on so many levels. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUPERConnie 0 #8 March 9, 2006 Can't comment on ever having BO that smells like a Vagina...since I shave mine & my BO just smells like onions gone bad. But the vagina aroma, brings me to a story...Hubby & I went out for dinner...I order some Mexican Seafood thing...honest to God...the waiter brings my plate...I smell the distinct odor from my plate, unmistakeably it smells just like my vagina after a hard night's work...my husband wolf's down his seafood burrito, & wonders why I can't eat my own dinner. Just didn't seem natural eating my own Vagina Plate Special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #9 March 9, 2006 does 'Bagpipe sex' mean anything to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #10 March 9, 2006 Quotedoes 'Bagpipe sex' mean anything to you? ... ok straight face now Yes as a matter of fact I thought about it as mentioned above, but came up a little "short" in the desired outcome. Which leaves me with one other option, and that would be to pimp out my armpit for a nice chunk of change... although I could use the extra money right now to support my twisted dependency on heroin, crack, and transvestite hookers, I've decided against it. I don't want to share her with anyone else, and I wouldn't ask her to lower herself like that just so I can make a few extra bucks... Not to mention the extreme danger of contracting the evil armpit specific STD's like Armpit Herpes... that are so common these days with all the bagpipe pimping goin on... that that would be a little selfish of me, don't you think? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #11 March 9, 2006 QuoteCan't comment on ever having BO that smells like a Vagina...since I shave mine Are you talking about your armpit or your vagina? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #12 March 9, 2006 Ok... I have to say, this actually made me laugh out loud, a lot. But this is the wierdest thing I have ever heard. We have 2 cats, and we feed them canned food once a day as a "treat". There is this one can that when I walk into the kitchen the smell hits me. My hole kitchen smells like a giant, sweaty VAGINA. Just because it is my kitchen, makes the smell pretty gross.glad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 March 9, 2006 You're saying you walk around smelling like a fish market? Whoa! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #14 March 9, 2006 QuoteYou're saying you walk around smelling like a fish market? Whoa! Chuck Well now we know what kind of women YOU'VE attracted in your lifetime if you think a healthy vagina is supposed to smell like a fish market Chuck...... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #15 March 9, 2006 QuoteWe have 2 cats, and we feed them canned food once a day as a "treat". There is this one can that when I walk into the kitchen the smell hits me. My hole kitchen smells like a giant, sweaty VAGINA. Once again.... a healthy vagina should not smell like a fish factory or canned cat food.... as explained here. Scroll down to "symptoms". So if your vagina or you so's vagina smells like that, kindly head to the docs immediatly... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #16 March 9, 2006 Come on...talk about symptoms, you are the one with a ARMPITGINA story. You even talked about whoring out your ARMPIT!!! All I was saying is, when I get the first wiff of that particular can of "Friskys" cat food, the smell resembles a lets say 20 to 24 hour, unwashed vagina. You know, maybe after a night of drinking and the next day of lets say....yard work in July.glad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 March 9, 2006 Quote...Just didn't seem natural eating my own Vagina Plate Special. oh shit, just laughed myself to incontinence on that one. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #18 March 9, 2006 Quote All I was saying is, when I get the first wiff of that particular can of "Friskys" cat food, the smell resembles a lets say 20 to 24 hour, unwashed vagina. You know, maybe after a night of drinking and the next day of lets say....yard work in July. Uh Huh..... SURE.... Go ahead, try to explain your self... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #19 March 9, 2006 What......glad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #21 March 9, 2006 QuoteWhat...... Ohhh never mind… anyways… the ole pit puss turned sour so I finally broke down and gave her a douche. I was thinking about Livendives quote of the popular saying “If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck… it’s a duck”. I was thinking of replying and debating weather this holds true under the given circumstance. See, it’s only valid if a DUCK talks like a duck and walks like a duck. What he was implying was that if a PIG talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it’s a duck, but this statement was inaccurate with the facts known at the time because a pig is a pig regardless of weather or not he tries to act like a duck, which is why I was thinking about debating this with him earlier, and now I’m glad I didn’t… While I was scrubbing and fondling myself in the shower this mourning like I always do, I noticed a soft tender lump under the fuzz where the once, pleasantly odiferous love crevice, resides… So, I shaved it to further investigate and no shit, I had sprouted a vagina in my armpit. I always wanted one of my own that I could play with when ever I damn well pleased without paying for it from some 70 YO hermaphrodite hooker. So anyways… it’s turns out the duck that I thought was a pig was actually a duck the whole time, I just didn’t even know it. Now I just need to study up on feminine hygiene so I don’t end up bakin green bread. Does anyone have any advice? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #22 March 9, 2006 for those of you who don't believe me I've added a pic.... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUPERConnie 0 #23 March 9, 2006 First of all...I'm glad you decided to shave it...a clean machine is important in Femine Hygiene (which should answer your previous reply inquiry to me)...celebrate that vagina...bubble baths, some nice scented femine hygience spray vs that harsh irritating male deoderant that only requires applications every week (nothing worse than a vagina chemical burn). I suspect your hormones are wacko. Watch for any unusual bleeding...appearances of nipply bumps on elbows or knees...chocolate cravings...any unwarranted crying spells or flying off the "handle". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 March 9, 2006 Quotefor those of you who don't believe me I've added a pic.... Hey, if you can't fuck it, at least you might be able to eat it. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #25 March 9, 2006 Quoteor flying off the "handle". who, me???? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
