teamjenn1 0 #26 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteYa know...you're right! I quit...I'm heading to Dublin early... Cool!! I will be there waiting for you.... (And I am Bringing Lots of Popcorn!!) But I don't want your popcorn...I want your jello shots!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 March 15, 2006 Are you kiddin'? Until yesterday I thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company! I'm on a roll!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #28 March 15, 2006 QuoteYour an idiot! Bobbi It's not nice to make fun of the mentally challenged! After all, a couple of weeks ago, I had to look up the number so I could call 911! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 March 15, 2006 QuoteYour an idiot! I note you're spelling of "your." Thats how stupid you is. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #30 March 15, 2006 I'm surprized you even know what a phone is..... inside joke...wink, wink... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #31 March 15, 2006 you're killing me *********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #32 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI work for the government... what do you think. Me too, so I know what you mean But wait!! What does that make us?!?! Oh yeah I caught that too... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #33 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteYour an idiot! I note you're spelling of "your." Thats how stupid you is. Yea well You're post isnt exakly perfect neither. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 March 15, 2006 I work with a few. We are steady trying to get rid of them though. It's bad when I have to tell someone else how to do their job AS I am doing mine...........and bullets are flying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 March 15, 2006 Hey, one time someone told me that drinks were on the house, so I hauled ass to go find a ladder! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #36 March 15, 2006 Consider this: the moron has a place in the office (not your office, Clay). He's the guy everyone makes fun of, because he's just that dumb. She's the one who's latest gem of an intellectually devoid question has you howling at the water cooler. As long as they're there, you're smarter than someone - they provide a sort of buffer because you know they'll be axed first. And besides, without them, we'd turn on each other. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #37 March 15, 2006 QuoteI work with a few. We are steady trying to get rid of them though. It's bad when I have to tell someone else how to do their job AS I am doing mine...........and bullets are flying. I can relate except for the flying bullets part...that really sucks! Be safe and get home soon!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #38 March 15, 2006 The big moron and the little moron were walking across the bridge, when suddenly the wind picked up its intensity. The big moron was blown off, but the little moron wasn't. Why ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #39 March 15, 2006 QuoteThe big moron and the little moron were walking across the bridge, when suddenly the wind picked up its intensity. The big moron was blown off, but the little moron wasn't. Why ? Don I give up...why?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #40 March 15, 2006 He was a little moron. ( a little "more ON") (.."I'll be here all week....try the fish, and don't forget to tip your waitress"....) Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #41 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteYa know...you're right! I quit...I'm heading to Dublin early... Cool!! I will be there waiting for you.... (And I am Bringing Lots of Popcorn!!)Save some popcorn (and jello shots) for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #42 March 15, 2006 You got it backwards genius. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #43 March 15, 2006 Reminds me of a first world war story in a rare book i read (first edition sappers war stories, couldnt find it on google, just tried). Basically dude was the company idiot and constantly being picked on for being slow, his heart was in the right place but that was about all he had going for him. During a German gas attack communications where cut and he went out to fix them, he was hit with a bullet and fought on until he reached the break in the wire. With his mask obscuring his view he ripped it off and connected the wires together again, they found him still clasping the communication wires dead. The magic behind this story was it was told in a way that you thought he finally came through and done something right for once, he didnt. He connected the wrong wires but it didnt matter, he tried. Right, that settles it im looking for that damned book to read that again. Oh and good luck out there1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #44 March 15, 2006 I'm dumb for sure, and I'm not all that great with women. A girlfriend told me to eat her, but screamed when I stuck the fork in! D'oh!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #45 March 15, 2006 QuoteI'm actually on the phone with one of my employees right now...walking her through how to send a friggin email! Post her e-mail so we can help her practice.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #46 March 15, 2006 QuoteConsider this: the moron has a place in the office. Funny.............That's what we did with one of the idiots. We make him work in the office because no one wants him out on mission. We figure he'll do less damage there. Funny how it's been almost 90 days since I turned in my travel voucher and I STILL haven't been paid. Oh well.........it's better than getting shot in the back because he is stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #47 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm actually on the phone with one of my employees right now...walking her through how to send a friggin email! Post her e-mail so we can help her practice. That would be fucking hilarious! *********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #48 March 15, 2006 QuoteYou got it backwards genius. Bobbi I has often bean accused of being a sdrawkcab type of individual. (I've never tested as a genius. I get close, but there's only so high a blond guy can go) p.s. - I hopes you noticed the "" at the end of it... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 4WayXena 0 #49 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut I am sure that you at least know how to send an email...or at least I would hope Indeed I can. On a good day I can count to twenty--if I take my shoes and socks off. And 23 if he takes off his pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #50 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBut I am sure that you at least know how to send an email...or at least I would hope Indeed I can. On a good day I can count to twenty--if I take my shoes and socks off. And 23 if he takes off his pants Ya' know, sweet thang, I'm just dyin' to say that it would be even better if *you* took off my pants, but since you'd probably kick my ass if I said that, I'll resist the temptation. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SkydiveStMarys 0 #42 March 15, 2006 You got it backwards genius. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #43 March 15, 2006 Reminds me of a first world war story in a rare book i read (first edition sappers war stories, couldnt find it on google, just tried). Basically dude was the company idiot and constantly being picked on for being slow, his heart was in the right place but that was about all he had going for him. During a German gas attack communications where cut and he went out to fix them, he was hit with a bullet and fought on until he reached the break in the wire. With his mask obscuring his view he ripped it off and connected the wires together again, they found him still clasping the communication wires dead. The magic behind this story was it was told in a way that you thought he finally came through and done something right for once, he didnt. He connected the wrong wires but it didnt matter, he tried. Right, that settles it im looking for that damned book to read that again. Oh and good luck out there1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #44 March 15, 2006 I'm dumb for sure, and I'm not all that great with women. A girlfriend told me to eat her, but screamed when I stuck the fork in! D'oh!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 March 15, 2006 QuoteI'm actually on the phone with one of my employees right now...walking her through how to send a friggin email! Post her e-mail so we can help her practice.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 March 15, 2006 QuoteConsider this: the moron has a place in the office. Funny.............That's what we did with one of the idiots. We make him work in the office because no one wants him out on mission. We figure he'll do less damage there. Funny how it's been almost 90 days since I turned in my travel voucher and I STILL haven't been paid. Oh well.........it's better than getting shot in the back because he is stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #47 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm actually on the phone with one of my employees right now...walking her through how to send a friggin email! Post her e-mail so we can help her practice. That would be fucking hilarious! *********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #48 March 15, 2006 QuoteYou got it backwards genius. Bobbi I has often bean accused of being a sdrawkcab type of individual. (I've never tested as a genius. I get close, but there's only so high a blond guy can go) p.s. - I hopes you noticed the "" at the end of it... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #49 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut I am sure that you at least know how to send an email...or at least I would hope Indeed I can. On a good day I can count to twenty--if I take my shoes and socks off. And 23 if he takes off his pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #50 March 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBut I am sure that you at least know how to send an email...or at least I would hope Indeed I can. On a good day I can count to twenty--if I take my shoes and socks off. And 23 if he takes off his pants Ya' know, sweet thang, I'm just dyin' to say that it would be even better if *you* took off my pants, but since you'd probably kick my ass if I said that, I'll resist the temptation. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
