Looking for Script Writers for XXX Skydiving Porn Movie

[DJL 232]

Those who would like to write the script for up-coming skydive porno please post here if you're a male, PM me if you're a female and provide pictures of your boobies. Because there will be much competition for this, you must buy jump tickets and pay for travel expenses for me to go to your DZ and jump.

We're looking for something like the following:

Skyfuck - 2006: The New Girl
By James T. Douglas
Author of "The World FreeFuck Festival"

Rough-Draft

Scene 1 (Cumming Attraction):

It's Chastitty's first day at the dropzone and she drives up with her full-mod Jeep Wrangler. Everything about her says that she can handle her business. But before she can get out her car, she should REALLY change her clothing...

(Close up of the radio...Music begins to play, deep saxaphone, and a light bass.)

"It's just so stuffy out," She thinks, "Maybe I should take off my clothes and play with my vagina."

She plays with her vagina and throws in a little nipple tweaking for good measure.

Scene 2 (Gear Check):

Uh-oh, Chastitty is running a little behind now. She trundles into the hangar where everyone is throwing on their gear.

"Exuse me, can I get on this load?"

Nobody really pays attention to her and she looks about frantically. She runs over to manifest.

"Sorry, we're booked solid for 10 loads," explains the manifestress.

Chastity walks dejectedly towards her gear and says in exaperation "Who do I have to fuck to get on a load around here?"

"Hi, I'm Mark Woods." Says a voice behind her. "I'm the dropzone owner."

"Oh, hi." She squeaks.

"Did I just hear that we're booked 10 loads? Yeah, they really shouldn't do that. Come with me, I'll check out your get and put a load on you."

"What's that?"

"I said 'I'll get you on the plane.'"

They head to Mark's office which has a big couch, some flowers. There's the sound of an occassional airplane reving in the background.

"Well, let's see what you have here. A Xaos-21 97 is your main...you have 60 jumps? Yeah, you'll be alright. Oh, what's this? Your reserve is out of date. Hmm. I'm not sure..."

"So do you go through this with ALL the girls who come through?" She says with a wry smile, fiddling with her hair.

"No just the special cases. I saw you starting there and just felt the need to be a good samaritan."

(Close up of the radio...Music begins to play, deep saxaphone, and a light bass.)

They hit the skins.

Scene 3 (Dirt Diving):

Airing tomorrow 12/11 Central.

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"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[waltappel 1]

Walt

[bkdice 0]

LOL!
Dougie -
1st off - it would be Mikey, not Mark
2nd off - 10 loads booked? is this assuming the KA is back or what
3rd off - office? flowers?

you know i could write better shit that this dribble.... or at least i could edit it into something good. send me the raw footage.

thanks for the laugh. i need to alert chatsdv to this thread.

[nicolesheridan 0]

Oh, man...I think that is cheesier than any movie I have ever done

Rest assured that our movie will have NONE of that type of dialogue. It is pretty funny that you named the DZ owner Mark Woods...there really is a Mark Wood in my biz!
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"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But, the self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates"- Thomas Szasz

[jgoose71 0]

I don't have a lot of writing experience, but I have an Idea about what I would want to see...

The Movie should be about an all Female sky diving team trying to win a big 4 way compition.

You go thrugh the tryouts (If you know what I mean) Put together a team and compete. Thier "Biggest" rivals is an all male 4 way team.

I haven't got all the sex seens worked out yet but in the end the Female team wears out the male team. The male teams runs suck and the female team not only wins but gets mass style points for skydiving naked and doing such formations as the "Double 69" the "Daisey Chain" and the "Daisey train".

The end seen has to be the captains of the 2 teams getting it on in the plane on the way up and right before the money shot they fall out and you capture the first orgasm in freefall.

I don't know how this will all work out. It would require a lot of jumps for some of the sequences, and safety would be a concern. Would the actor be able to maintain altitude awareness while having an orgasm? But if you could pull it off, I think it would be the greatest skydiving porno of all time.

"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Life, the Universe, and Everything

[popsjumper 2]

I'm not much for writing but I would work my ass off handling the auditions for the female lead....

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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[Amazon 7]

The very best writing comes from experience.....live it then write it.

[jeiber 0]

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The very best writing comes from experience.....live it then write it.

That's what I told her in a PM! I'd buy a DVD that was based on true DZ sex stories. I even told her I'd contribute (stories, not acting).

Alas, she never responded. Maybe it's not that good of an idea. I probably got deleted with the crowd volunteering to 'participate'. Oh well, so much for the autographed picture!

J

Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

[JohnRich 4]

How hard difficult can it be?

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[Douva 0]

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How hard difficult can it be?

"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh"
"Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh"
"Slurp slurp slurp"
"Ungh Ungh Ungh"

Okay, I have a serious porn screenwriting question for Nicole. After reading the first "XXX" thread, I started thinking about the ways a screenplay for an adult feature would differ from a screenplay for a mainstream feature, and I'm curious how the sex scenes are usually handled. I'm assuming most of the coordination is done on set by the director, so how are these scenes handled in the script?

The closest analogy I could think of to mainstream filmmaking is action scenes, which are usually coordinated by a stunt coordinator working closely with the director. Action scenes are handled by screenwriters in a myriad of ways, ranging from detailed, technical descriptions of the action to one line summations. Perhaps the most famous example of the latter is the lengthy Atlanta fire scene in [I]Gone With The Wind[/I], which was written as "Atlanta burns." I've even seen low budget scripts where the screenwriter wrote "Action to be choreographed later."

The preferred method for writing an action scene (providing a brief summation of the action that also sets the tone of the scene) falls somewhere between these two extremes. Would I be correct in assuming this is also the proper way to handle a sex scene in a script for an adult film? Or is my question flawed in its assumption that anyone cares how an adult script is written, just so long as the actors have something to say between sex acts?

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.