Buried 0 #26 March 24, 2006 dont start confusing more people again with kel being your wife Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #27 March 24, 2006 Quotedont start confusing more people again with kel being your wife I wasn't my fault! next time I will put: Hotty (my wife), Kel, and I... better?! I guess youre ashamed to be married to me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #28 March 24, 2006 Hmmm. I've gotten the sense there there is a hint of ADHD in you. if this is the case, try this out: Have a cup or two of coffee. Caffeine and other stimulants have a perverse effect on those of us with hyperactive tendencies. A cup of joe can really help calm you down. Give it a shot and report the results. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 March 24, 2006 That's what I was thinking! Find some ritalin. (I am not stalking you lawrocket) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #30 March 24, 2006 QuoteThat's what I was thinking! Find some ritalin. (I am not stalking you lawrocket) quit yer fibbin. We all know youre a stalker!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #31 March 24, 2006 Quote Well we are married so I suppose I could help out in this situation Obviously you CAN'T help here or there wouldn't be a need for a poll in the first place. My guess is, her saying she's ok with a 4" penis is a lie to shelter your delicate ego. Hence the noted appreciation for a tremendous specimen… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #32 March 24, 2006 QuoteI don't even know who you are, but I like you. You've made me laugh several times already. Wow... I've actually made a woman laugh without showing her my penis. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was gonna mention what she needed was something inserted vaginally. I was gonna say it was a common ailment among women and likely the result of an oral semen deficiency. Blues, Dave Fixed it for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #34 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuote Well we are married so I suppose I could help out in this situation Obviously you CAN'T help here or there wouldn't be a need for a poll in the first place. My guess is, her saying she's ok with a 4" penis is a lie to shelter your delicate ego. Hence the noted appreciation for a tremendous specimen… Well I CANT help cuz my REAL wife would have issues w/ it. (kel and Hotty are great friends) the day the size of my penis becomes an issue between Kel and I, we gots trouble. As for my delicate ego... it aint so delicate. I gots a nice healthy ego thats happy to live in its own little world.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #35 March 24, 2006 QuoteTo mellow me out? I've been on a major spazzing trip for the past 5 days, and it's starting to get annoying. I'm not angry or anything . . . just too hyper to sit still. How about a"Chill-Pill""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #36 March 24, 2006 Xanax. Want some? "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #37 March 24, 2006 Loracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #38 March 24, 2006 QuoteLoracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas. [buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #39 March 24, 2006 Quote wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. And the proper Arkansas response is "where at?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #40 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteLoracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas. [buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #41 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLoracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas. [buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. hmmmm... Arkansas.... Redneck..... how ever did you relate those two words? There's no rednecks in Arkansas. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #42 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLoracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas. [buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. Well if you missed one of my previous threads last week, it was determined that i is a redneck! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #43 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteLoracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas. [buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. Well if you missed one of my previous threads last week, it was determined that i is a redneck! That's what I was referring to. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #44 March 25, 2006 Quote hmmmm... Arkansas.... Redneck..... how ever did you relate those two words? There's no rednecks in Arkansas. Yeah - it's all just family - Really REALLY close family.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
