OrangeJumper 0 #1 April 24, 2006 I just got married as well As could be imagined, everything was freaking awesome. I definitely didn't want to come back The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #2 April 24, 2006 IT'S ALIVE! Congratulations, Jason! I'm very happy for you. I hope you guys took a lot of pictures and I can't wait to have a beer with you and hear all about it! Now that you are married, will she let you skydive again???????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #4 April 24, 2006 Quote IT'S ALIVE! Congratulations, Jason! I'm very happy for you. I hope you guys took a lot of pictures and I can't wait to have a beer with you and hear all about it! Now that you are married, will she let you skydive again???????? I don't know, that would require me stealing my balls from her purse while she is sleeping I'll be back out there. I've just had a million things to take care of. I have a few pics here at work, I'll try to attach them. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #5 April 24, 2006 Quote I don't know, that would require me stealing my balls from her purse while she is sleeping gotta respect the guy purely for his honesty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #6 April 24, 2006 Quote Quote I don't know, that would require me stealing my balls from her purse while she is sleeping gotta respect the guy purely for his honesty. ....Only kidding, she doesn't like that I jump (whuffo) but she understands. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 April 24, 2006 Quote ....Only kidding, she doesn't like that I jump (whuffo) but she understands. we had you first god damnit! at least i now know why you didn't return my phone call last week. gosh! nice excuse! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #8 April 24, 2006 QuoteQuote ....Only kidding, she doesn't like that I jump (whuffo) but she understands. we had you first god damnit! at least i now know why you didn't return my phone call last week. gosh! nice excuse! I swear, I'm coming back. We need to figure out when we are going to have that The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 April 24, 2006 congrats... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #10 April 24, 2006 You got married? But aren't you the guy who doesn't think girls should fart? Be prepared brutha, that's all I'm saying. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 April 24, 2006 QuoteYou got married? But aren't you the guy who doesn't think girls should fart? Be prepared brutha, that's all I'm saying. woah... What is this about girls farting? this is not a thread hijack... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 April 24, 2006 Girls don't fart, they bust evil assDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 April 24, 2006 QuoteGirls don't fart, they bust evil ass This is my new sig line! I love it. BTW, congrats Orange. Hang on for a wild ride. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 April 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteGirls don't fart, they bust evil ass This is my new sig line! I love it. You would... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 April 24, 2006 QuoteGirls don't fart, they bust evil ass I learned something here. I always thought girls don't fart...they daintily poot.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 April 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteGirls don't fart, they bust evil ass This is my new sig line! I love it. I'm fucked now. You know I am begining to see what theyt were talking about in that recent JEMS article I was reading today http://www.jems.com/jems/24-2/16914/Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #17 April 24, 2006 Well, according to that article, if someone were to search my "internet history" they would find buried deep within a lot of meaningless drivel a sarcastic little girl with a penchant for egging on dumbasses just to watch the ensuing carnage. Oh, and they would also find out that fart jokes still make me laugh. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #18 April 25, 2006 QuoteWell, according to that article, if someone were to search my "internet history" they would find buried deep within a lot of meaningless drivel a sarcastic little girl with a penchant for egging on dumbasses just to watch the ensuing carnage. Oh, and they would also find out that fart jokes still make me laugh. NO... I don't believe it for a second! Shit I just realized that I did in fact help Hijack this thread... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #19 April 25, 2006 QuoteYou got married? But aren't you the guy who doesn't think girls should fart? Be prepared brutha, that's all I'm saying. Hahahahahahaha....I swear that thread just won't die. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #20 April 25, 2006 Congratulations Jason! I was wondering why you haven't been around. We were supposed to jump together sometime...remember? Of course, that would require that you actually jump :)Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #21 April 25, 2006 Quote ....Only kidding, she doesn't like that I jump (whuffo) but she understands. That is what she says....for now.... Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #22 April 25, 2006 QuoteCongratulations Jason! I was wondering why you haven't been around. We were supposed to jump together sometime...remember? Of course, that would require that you actually jump :) I've just had a lot going on in the last 5 months. I had to save some fundage for my vacation while trying to pay for a million dollar mortgage... I'm coming back out so we will definitely get that jump in. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #23 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuote ....Only kidding, she doesn't like that I jump (whuffo) but she understands. That is what she says....for now.... I'm keeping my fingers crossed.... The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #24 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote ....Only kidding, she doesn't like that I jump (whuffo) but she understands. That is what she says....for now.... I'm keeping my fingers crossed.... Good luck with that. In anycase, maybe I will get to see your big boat in the sky again soon.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
