ExAFO 0 #1 May 2, 2006 ...Is getting really old...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 May 2, 2006 Chuck Norris would not be happy to hear someone say thatSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #3 May 2, 2006 chuck is hanging out with me in san antonio, he's getting pissed.......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 May 2, 2006 Instead of saying Fuck Off....i'm telling you to Chuck Off!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 May 2, 2006 chuck doens get pissed off he , aw hell I dont know, but he probably doesnt get pissed offMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 May 2, 2006 Chuck is gonna round-kick you into oblivion! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 May 2, 2006 Robert Paulsen thinks you don't know what you're talking about"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #8 May 2, 2006 chuck norris does not get pissed off, chuck norris gets pissed on!! oh wait ummmif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 May 2, 2006 Chuck Norris ate my balls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 May 2, 2006 I would gladly give Chuck my balls to eat. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 May 2, 2006 QuoteI would gladly give Chuck my balls to eat.Chuck Norris backs away slowly......."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 May 2, 2006 I would gladly feed Stitch to Chuck Norris. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 May 2, 2006 QuoteI would gladly feed Stitch to Chuck Norris. Oooga chuuga!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #14 May 2, 2006 I agree ExAFO... So I post this link! (Site NSFW) http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=590 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #15 May 2, 2006 There is a man that is better than Chuck Norris. He has killed 93 terrorists in 24 hours....what have you done with your life? Here are the top sixteen most ridiculous facts about Jack Bauer 1.If Jack Bauer were to fall into the ocean, he would not get wet, the ocean would get Jacked 2. Jack Bauer can go 24 hours without using the bathroom, eating or drinking anything. 3. Chuck Norris is in Jack's cell phone already... He just hasn't made it on Jack's VIP list yet. 4. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. 5. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk. 6. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed. 7. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas 8. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death amongst Middle Eastern men. 9. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist 12 miles away. 10. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. 11. Jack Bauer can get McDonalds breakfast after 10:30. 12. Jack Bauer once won a game of connect 4 in just 3 moves 13. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. 14. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. 15. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there is no life on Mars. 16. Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. SUPER BONUS FACT: Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 May 2, 2006 What's Chuck Norris ever done to you? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 May 2, 2006 QuoteWhat's Chuck Norris ever done to you? Chris Roundhouse kicked him in the face, of course!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 May 2, 2006 QuoteWhat's Chuck Norris ever done to you? He's just pissed cause his "Robert Paulsen" Thread didn't take off"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
