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Thanatos340

The New "Who would you Pick Up" Question??

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To know Vinnie is to love him. Trust me on this!

Not only is he a tequila monster but I actually witnessed him jump from the roof of a dropzone building, onto a mini trampoline and into the back of a truck. (We made him wear a pro-tec. )

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I'd pick up you 'cuz you have the jello shots. Then, after you share them with me I can take advantage of you. ;):o And, after I'm done with you and you've passed out, I'll go pick up Turtle... Just 'cuz I'm nice. :)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Things That Drive Me Bonkers
I just hate it when…

Mom serves (Sunshine) Twirly Cookies for dinner.

My pet (Clay) sheep chews my (Mcneill79) white T-SHIRT.

Skymama carrying her paddle gets mad at the class for being (GFD) many eyeballs.

My best friend Bolas wearing his ghetto Camera Helmet and wearing his thong decides to (Vinny the Anvil) drink a bottle of PATRON with somebody else.

I get (Skinnyshrek) an empty bottle of mudslide for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear (Thanatos340) jello shots to school.

My favorite TV show “FRIENDS” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People (Turtlespeed) wears leash into my bedroom without knocking.
~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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Not only is he a tequila monster but I actually witnessed him jump from the roof of a dropzone building, onto a mini trampoline and into the back of a truck. (We made him wear a pro-tec. )



This story is getting better....I don't remember a truck! :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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