Just a little food for thought.

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
10. Dogs are excited by rough play.
11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
13. Dogs love red meat.
14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
17. Dogs don't shop.
18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
19. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
21. A dog's parents never visit.
22. Dogs love long car trips.
23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
25. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
26. Dogs like beer.
27. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
29. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
30. Dogs never criticize.
31. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
32. Dogs never expect gifts.
33. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
34. Dogs don't worry about germs.
35. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
36. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
37. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
38. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
40. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
41. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
42. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
43. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
44. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
45. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
46. Dogs can't talk.
47. Dogs aren't catty.
48. Dogs seldom outlive you.

Feel free to add to the list.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lisamariewillbe 1]

49. Cause dogs are dumb enough to put up with a mans shit

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Dogs won't suck your dick. End of argument.

(I'm not saying I will either, it's just "in theory")

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[CSpenceFLY 1]

I think Skymama is trying to get thrown out of her Mod. position.


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49. Cause dogs are dumb enough to put up with a mans shit

ooooooh - someones not a dog lover.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dogs won't suck your dick. End of argument.

(I'm not saying I will either, it's just "in theory")

Damn. You just won for the day.

Bravo andrea, bravo.

You just killed a few kittens.

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I think Skymama is trying to get thrown out of her Mod. position.

Not true. Like any good women, she knows how to negotiate and /or win an argument. Hard to fault her for that.

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Dogs won't suck your dick. End of argument.

(I'm not saying I will either, it's just "in theory")

You'd be surprised what they'd do with a little bit of peanut butter around

(Not that I would claim to know from any personal experience, or anything like that, I'll just shut up now thank you)

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Dogs won't suck your dick. End of argument.

(I'm not saying I will either, it's just "in theory")

You'd be surprised what they'd do with a little bit of peanut butter around

(Not that I would claim to know from any personal experience, or anything like that, I'll just shut up now thank you)

I believe you can ask ICON134 about the peanut butter.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

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See - and here I was trying my best to have a thread that didn't break the forum rules.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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See - and here I was trying my best to have a thread that didn't break the forum rules.

I'm just going to pretend he didn't say anything and beat him up next time I see him...

Honestly, I think he just has the hots for my dog...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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See - and here I was trying my best to have a thread that didn't break the forum rules.

I'm just going to pretend he didn't say anything and beat him up next time I see him...

Honestly, I think he just has the hots for my dog...

Possibly . . .

maybe even BOTH of them.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Possibly . . .

maybe even BOTH of them.

I only have one dog... the other dog in my avatar is my brother's lab...

unless you were refering to something else... but um... I'm not going there...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...