weegegirl 2 #1 May 9, 2006 "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 May 9, 2006 Clerks Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 May 9, 2006 QuoteClerks Duh. Too bad I beat you to the answer on IM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 May 9, 2006 Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteClerks Duh. Too bad I beat you to the answer on IM. IM doesn't count, dork. And 5 minutes is the limit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 May 9, 2006 QuoteClerks Hey,Snowball"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #8 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteClerks Duh. Too bad I beat you to the answer on IM. Yeah, but I learned last night that IM can be a dangerous (and funny) thing to use. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #11 May 9, 2006 QuoteClerks ^^^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 May 9, 2006 Yeah yeah yeah... you got it. "Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #15 May 9, 2006 Quote "Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot! " At least not 37 anyway... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 May 9, 2006 HERES another one;"Whats a Nubian?""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 May 9, 2006 I used to love these threads before Imdb.com ruined them. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #19 May 9, 2006 Yeah, well... cheaters suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #20 May 9, 2006 change of genre "Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #21 May 9, 2006 no clue. but sounds funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #22 May 9, 2006 that was a tough one... Back to comedies. "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #23 May 9, 2006 Here's a tough one: "Jupiter accepts your offer." Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 May 9, 2006 Quotechange of genre "Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."I not sure....I'm think'n Full Metal Jacket?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #25 May 9, 2006 Close..... Heartbreak ridge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
