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You let skymama take out the boob shot turtle? You suck as a director.

I need to direct this porn flick.

Funks will be my creative assistant.



It's all in the strategy - we let her thnk that we are all being good & innocent . . . then when she goes back to her other avatar . . . we all save it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You let skymama take out the boob shot turtle? You suck as a director.

I need to direct this porn flick.

Funks will be my creative assistant.



That's fine with me. Weegegirl is winning anyway. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You let skymama take out the boob shot turtle? You suck as a director.

I need to direct this porn flick.

Funks will be my creative assistant.



It's all in the strategy - we let her thnk that we are all being good & innocent . . . then when she goes back to her other avatar . . . we all save it.



Been there, done that. I have her on video already.

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You let skymama take out the boob shot turtle? You suck as a director.

I need to direct this porn flick.

Funks will be my creative assistant.



That's fine with me. Weegegirl is winning anyway. :ph34r:



Well then - you could be a supporting actress.

Or perhaps you'd like to be a fluffer?:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Here's your one freebie!!!:o



She's eyeing his neck and already has her teeth bared for the attack -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She's eyeing his neck and already has her teeth bared for the attack -



Jeiber was feeling good that night. I was probably laughing at him and not with him. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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MMmmmmm!! Midget Porn!![;p]



HAHA!!! But who would be my leading man???? ;)

g



well if its gonna be 100% midget porn. it'd have to be Vinny! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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MMmmmmm!! Midget Porn!![;p]



HAHA!!! But who would be my leading man???? ;)

g



well if its gonna be 100% midget porn. it'd have to be Vinny! :D




mmmmmm with lots `o tequila???? :)
g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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MMmmmmm!! Midget Porn!![;p]



HAHA!!! But who would be my leading man???? ;)

g



well if its gonna be 100% midget porn. it'd have to be Vinny! :D




mmmmmm with lots `o tequila???? :)
g



well how else would you do it? :S:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Just wear your proteks.



now now Turtle, this isn't *SPECIAL* midget porn, it's just drunken debauchery midget porn. :D

Perhaps we can throw some creepers and a trampoline in there for a weee bit of excitement!

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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Just wear your proteks.



now now Turtle, this isn't *SPECIAL* midget porn, it's just drunken debauchery midget porn. :D

Perhaps we can throw some creepers and a trampoline in there for a weee bit of excitement!

g




With creepers and a trampoline you just might need those proteks

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Just wear your proteks.



now now Turtle, this isn't *SPECIAL* midget porn, it's just drunken debauchery midget porn. :D

Perhaps we can throw some creepers and a trampoline in there for a weee bit of excitement!

g




With creepers and a trampoline you just might absolutely, without a doubt, will need those proteks



fixed.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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well how else would you do it? :S:P



Just wear your proteks.:D:D:D



yes. safety first! :D



No kidding, given that the title of this thread is the slogan in all those Valtrex commercials! :o:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I voted for myself!!! :o

I have to know if I'm any good! :D:D:D

There is a pic of my naked boobies somewhere. It's floating around in cyber space...nice shot, if I do say so myself. :)

Unless any of you can hack Verizon Pic Place, nobody will ever see it but the original recipient and me. :P And we both like checking it out now and then. :D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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