NWFlyer 2 #1 May 19, 2006 When I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #2 May 19, 2006 I thought this was a Janes Addiction thread...DOH!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #4 May 19, 2006 QuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once when I was five....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 May 19, 2006 QuoteMe too. Got you in here, didn't I? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #6 May 19, 2006 Yup- but I am leaving disappointed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone_Skiing 0 #7 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once when I was five.... I enjoy stealin'-- I used to pray to God for a bicycle. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #8 May 19, 2006 Quote Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? A Steinway baby grand piano. Old friend asked me to hold it for her while she went out of the country for a few months. I didnt hear from her again for 16 years. She wanted her piano back. I gave it back.__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 May 19, 2006 QuoteYup- but I am leaving disappointed. You keep coming back. Admit it. You're having fun here. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #10 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once when I was five.... I enjoy stealin' it's just as simple as that. Well it's just a simple factBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #11 May 19, 2006 I wore rented bowling shoes home. I felt like such a dumb ass on that one... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #12 May 19, 2006 at taco bell one time, i got something liketwo things to go. the taco guy called my number, i took the bag and left. a block or two later i check the bag and found it filled with an order big enough to fill up the fattest fat ass you know. i ate it all and didn't get fat. i'm still not fat....hahahahahahahahah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 May 19, 2006 QuoteI wore rented bowling shoes home. I had a friend in college who did that on purpose he thought the shoes were so cool (in a "so uncool they're cool" sort of way). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #14 May 19, 2006 I was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it. Went back in and paid. It wasn't much, and the cashier was surprised and thanked me. I like to keep my karma on the positive side. When a friend was just a young pup, he stole a candy bar. His mom caught him before he could eat it. She took him back to the store manager to explain that he took it and then pay for it. Once it was paid for, she said to throw it away. He freaked. It was a nice way to teach him that crime doesn't pay and once caught, you can't buy your way out of trouble. Once he got home, he got a spanking as well. And I thought my dad knew how to dispense discipline.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 May 19, 2006 A case of water and a 10# bag of potatoes from the grocery store (bottom of the cart; I missed it in the check out.) It had to be $4 total at the MOST...and I'm ashamed to admit it but at the time, we were so poor that I didn't walk back in the store to pay. I am a charitable person myself, and when I have money I give it freely to those in need. It still bothers me about that one time with the potatoes and water; but it was a time in need for our family unfortunately.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 May 19, 2006 Quoteat taco bell one time, i got something liketwo things to go. the taco guy called my number, i took the bag and left. a block or two later i check the bag and found it filled with an order big enough to fill up the fattest fat ass you know. i ate it all and didn't get fat. i'm still not fat....hahahahahahahahah no but you got the "Runs at the Border" didn't you!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #17 May 19, 2006 QuoteI was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it. Went back in and paid. It wasn't much, and the cashier was surprised and thanked me. I like to keep my karma on the positive side. When a friend was just a young pup, he stole a candy bar. His mom caught him before he could eat it. She took him back to the store manager to explain that he took it and then pay for it. Once it was paid for, she said to throw it away. He freaked. It was a nice way to teach him that crime doesn't pay and once caught, you can't buy your way out of trouble. Once he got home, he got a spanking as well. And I thought my dad knew how to dispense discipline. My mom did something similar to me when I was 4-5 yrs old ............ I have never stolen anything again and never will!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #18 May 19, 2006 Quote I give it freely to those in need. I could use 50 bucks right about now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 May 19, 2006 QuoteAnd I thought my dad knew how to dispense discipline. There's discipline and there's lessons. Your friend definitely got a lesson."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #20 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote I give it freely to those in need. I could use 50 bucks right about now. Don't do what briguy did Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #21 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once when I was five.... I enjoy stealin' it's just as simple as that. Well it's just a simple fact When I want something man,I don't wanna pay for it.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 May 19, 2006 QuoteIt still bothers me about that one time with the potatoes and water; but it was a time in need for our family unfortunately. You should go back to the store and try to pay it. But then I think it would be like that episode of "My Name Is Earl" where he tries to pay an old fine (parking ticket or back taxes, I think). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #23 May 19, 2006 Hey! Where is the bunny? Oh well...I like the picture better.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #24 May 19, 2006 <> - My wife's heart . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #25 May 19, 2006 QuoteHey! Where is the bunny? Oh well...I like the picture better. Holy crap! It's an actual photograph of Jaye!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
