funks 1 #1 June 22, 2006 So much nicey nice, political correctness, brown nosing, ass kissing, and all that other crap that comes along with this type of behavior. Is this any sort of example to set for all the newbies? What the fuck happened to skydivers being rude, obnoxious, perverted and generally just downright fucking nasty? All you fucking cupcakes better snap out of it and get back to business. Spice it up bitches! I feel so alone. Will somebody hug me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 June 22, 2006 Should I disconnect my RSL?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 June 22, 2006 QuoteSo much nicey nice, political correctness, brown nosing, ass kissing, and all that other crap that comes along with this type of behavior. Is this any sort of example to set for all the newbies? What the fuck happened to skydivers being rude, obnoxious, perverted and generally just downright fucking nasty? All you fucking cupcakes better snap out of it and get back to business. Spice it up bitches! /golfclap Oh and you can fuckoff with the hug. Go masturbate or something. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 June 22, 2006 QuoteSo much nicey nice, political correctness, brown nosing, ass kissing, and all that other crap that comes along with this type of behavior. Is this any sort of example to set for all the newbies? What the fuck happened to skydivers being rude, obnoxious, perverted and generally just downright fucking nasty? All you fucking cupcakes better snap out of it and get back to business. Spice it up bitches! I feel so alone. Will somebody hug me? Two words - Bite me you Funky funky funks funk.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 June 22, 2006 These two girl told me to tell you to kiss their ass Funks. Don't shoot the messenger. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 June 22, 2006 QuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? Fuck yeah, now we're talking. Anarchy here we come! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 June 22, 2006 QuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? No..but you *may* want to consider swooping USPA headquarters!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #8 June 22, 2006 Blow me!!! Oh, by the way, you suck at freeflying! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 June 22, 2006 You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 June 22, 2006 I'm still keep'n it real!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 June 22, 2006 blah, blah, blah, blah.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 June 22, 2006 Quoteblah, blah, blah, blah.... g I think I was being ignored. WHAT - Ain't got none - WHAT - OH SNAPP!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #13 June 22, 2006 Hey,how bout a little Not Safe For Fucking Anybody on that one. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #14 June 22, 2006 QuoteBlow me!!! Oh, by the way, you suck at freeflying! Hey fucker, the only thing i suck at is putting a condom on properly. I really hope the blood test works out in your favor. ps....congrats by the way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 June 22, 2006 aaaaahhhhh funks you are such a little softy heres group hugs for you....http://www.runtotheocean.net/blog/gifts/laurgrouphug.jpg http://www.fun4everybody.com/images/poohhug.gif even demons need a hug...http://cache.cow.net/~brefin/images/group_hug.jpg http://www.rammstein.ru/pic/2727.jpg alright I think you get the idea Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 June 22, 2006 Fuck You, You fucking Fuck!! You want a fucking hug.. Go see your mom. And tell her she still owes me for services rendered last night. Cheap ass biatch only paid me for straight sex. I told her it costs extra for me do her in the ass. She still owes me for the extra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 June 22, 2006 We went over this earlier Chris....obviously you were too busy to pay attention. Its not NSFFA, it is more like NSBB, and since we are past that time frame...it doesn't have to have that tag on it. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #18 June 22, 2006 QuoteFuck You, You fucking Fuck!! You want a fucking hug.. Go see your mom. And tell her she still owes me for services rendered last night. Cheap ass biatch only paid me for straight sex. I told her it costs extra for me do her in the ass. She still me for the extra. Ya know. You have now crossed the fucking line. Trying to claim my mom doesnt pay up when she owes money is just fucking wrong. If she said she would pay you then she will fucking pay you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #19 June 22, 2006 Quote QuoteBlow me!!! Oh, by the way, you suck at freeflying! Hey fucker, the only thing i suck at is putting a condom on properly. I really hope the blood test works out in your favor. ps....congrats by the way Well, unfortunately your father suffered from the same problem. Now we have him to thank for adding another tool to the gene pool! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #20 June 22, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #21 June 22, 2006 Quote I can always depend on my main man JC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #22 June 22, 2006 Quote Bwahahahaha The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gofast_ER 0 #23 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? No..but you *may* want to consider swooping USPA headquarters!! Oh yeah now that sounds like a freakin great idea. don't forget to hook it low. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #24 June 22, 2006 Keep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #25 June 22, 2006 QuoteKeep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!! Bwahahahahaha....OMG, I can barely breath. Damn, that was some funny shit! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
OrangeJumper 0 #19 June 22, 2006 Quote QuoteBlow me!!! Oh, by the way, you suck at freeflying! Hey fucker, the only thing i suck at is putting a condom on properly. I really hope the blood test works out in your favor. ps....congrats by the way Well, unfortunately your father suffered from the same problem. Now we have him to thank for adding another tool to the gene pool! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #21 June 22, 2006 Quote I can always depend on my main man JC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #22 June 22, 2006 Quote Bwahahahaha The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gofast_ER 0 #23 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? No..but you *may* want to consider swooping USPA headquarters!! Oh yeah now that sounds like a freakin great idea. don't forget to hook it low. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #24 June 22, 2006 Keep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #25 June 22, 2006 QuoteKeep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!! Bwahahahahaha....OMG, I can barely breath. Damn, that was some funny shit! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
OrangeJumper 0 #22 June 22, 2006 Quote Bwahahahaha The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #23 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? No..but you *may* want to consider swooping USPA headquarters!! Oh yeah now that sounds like a freakin great idea. don't forget to hook it low. I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 June 22, 2006 Keep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #25 June 22, 2006 QuoteKeep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!! Bwahahahahaha....OMG, I can barely breath. Damn, that was some funny shit! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
