dancingdolphin 0 #1 June 30, 2006 Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #2 June 30, 2006 QuoteWhy is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Oh yeah, so true, I'm babysitting one right now ... and once they're awake, they won't go to sleep again and spend an hour on crying (But apart from the crying, I loooove babies ) "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 June 30, 2006 I never wondered any of that stuff but a little while ago for some strange reason "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" started playing in my head and wouldn't stop so right now I'm wondering if I'm mentally ill! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dancingdolphin 0 #4 June 30, 2006 I wonder about that every day!!...... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #5 June 30, 2006 You can stop wondering... we already know the answer... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dancingdolphin 0 #6 June 30, 2006 I was wondering about my own mental health.... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #7 June 30, 2006 My aunt emailed that to me this morning. Too funny. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #8 June 30, 2006 I don't worry about my mental health... I know exactly where it is at any given moment... the voices tell me... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #9 June 30, 2006 QuoteIf Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Too easy. Good ol' Wile E. was all about the thrill of the chase, thinking outside the box, and creative problem solving. A truly inspired and inspiring gadget freak with superhuman dedication and tenacity. His failures were spectacular, of course, but only because his imagination and drive knew no limits. Pretty damn tough, too. I like him. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 June 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Too easy. Good ol' Wile E. was all about the thrill of the chase, thinking outside the box, and creative problem solving. A truly inspired and inspiring gadget freak with superhuman dedication and tenacity. His failures were spectacular, of course, but only because his imagination and drive knew no limits. Pretty damn tough, too. I like him. That dog could base jump from thousands of feet and no-pull - and STILL get up and walk away. He must have bit his tongue though - cuz he always signs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #11 June 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Too easy. Good ol' Wile E. was all about the thrill of the chase, thinking outside the box, and creative problem solving. A truly inspired and inspiring gadget freak with superhuman dedication and tenacity. His failures were spectacular, of course, but only because his imagination and drive knew no limits. Pretty damn tough, too. I like him. That dog could base jump from thousands of feet and no-pull - and STILL get up and walk away. He must have bit his tongue though - cuz he always signs. Yeah, he sure knows how to bounce. Fall a few thousand feet with a crater and a cloud of dust. Those old cartoons, along with Bugs Bunny, never get old. If you could do that in real life and walk away from it, it'd give new meaning to "Dirt Dive" . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #12 June 30, 2006 On a serious note tho people, I'd like to log in on Wednesday and NOT read about people making like Wile E Coyote . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #13 June 30, 2006 Can you cry under water? Sure why not? Just don't breath in How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? They have to get to my level Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Have you ever seen that movie office space? Yeah something like that. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Tell ya when/if i get there Why does a round pizza come in a square box? While pizza makers are lazy the box makers dont cut corners What disease did cured ham actually have? Chicken pox How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Because we thought we would be living on the moon whith a lot less gravity so our luggage wouldnt weigh as much Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Because they woke up ever two hours screaming to be breast feed Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Movies are bigger. It would be kinda hard to fit in a 30 inch tv. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because they havent figured out its much better to pay to go up in a plane and then jump out of it Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Eh, they're busy. They gotta run around to different rooms. Easy answer Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Oh ok now I get it. Took some time to think about. Well, you can say take off/put on your panty and bras. It just sounds better the other way around though Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Because their are pleanty of not so decent human beings around If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Seems to be a lot of songs that no one cares about. Like britny spears doing it again. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? That's a good question. My friend has a hears. I'll ask him and get back to you. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? That would make for one very short series. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Because to get the time you look at your wrist if you have a watch on. When you go to the bathroom you don't really look at your junk. Well, ok, maybe some of us do but it isn't something that is required to relife yourself Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! He is just goofy. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? The thrill of the hunt! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Duh, babys If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? yup Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? I just sung both of them in my head and yes, they do. Why did you just try singing the two songs above? TO answer your question Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Because if it's inside the atmosphere they call it a metorite. When it's out of your butt they call it poop. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Maybe you didn't brush your teeth today.I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 June 30, 2006 I am unable to read a post more than 5 lines long. I have no attention span. Ooh something shiney... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dancingdolphin 0 #15 June 30, 2006 Suitably impressed. If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #16 July 1, 2006 Awesome KevMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #17 July 1, 2006 Quoteever wonder.....? I try not to. I found an answer once, and I didn't like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
