grue 1 #1 July 11, 2006 Somehow fill the exhaust stacks at a nuclear powerplant with unpopped popcorn while it's shut down for service. Completely full! Imagine that when they turn it back on? *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* "FRANK!! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #2 July 11, 2006 It would be spectacular, no question about it. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #3 July 11, 2006 That would be pretty funny.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inzite 0 #4 July 11, 2006 Oh my God!!! That is the funniest thing I've heard this week! I can just imagine the entire complex being drowned in a snow of popcorn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 July 11, 2006 OOOOOR....dump loads and loads of chocolate in them and turn them into Fondue pots!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaMan 0 #6 July 11, 2006 QuoteOOOOOR....dump loads and loads of chocolate in them and turn them into Fondue pots!!!! Bobbi Spoken like a true Chocolate Chocoholic Z-Flock 8 Discotec Rodriguez Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 July 11, 2006 God! Could you imagine the smell?? It would be better then Hersey, Pa.!!BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 July 11, 2006 Here's an easier one to pull off and less likely to get you killed. While traveling stop at a gas station that has locking doors on the bathroom. Just stand outside for a little bit looking impatient. Wait til you get 2-3 people behind you and then throw your arms up in disgust and walk off muttering something about finding a tree. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #10 July 11, 2006 Make sure you wear a turban when you try to sneak a truckload of something into a nuclear plant. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 July 11, 2006 Dude, been done. Haven't you seen Real Genius? They used a great big laser beam from space to pop the corn in the Dean's house. Also the source of many great quotes. "If there's ever anything I do for you, or more to the point, to you, give me a call." "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" "No." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #12 July 11, 2006 QuoteDude, been done. Haven't you seen Real Genius? They used a great big laser beam from space to pop the corn in the Dean's house. Also the source of many great quotes. "If there's ever anything I do for you, or more to the point, to you, give me a call." "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" "No." Yes yes, that was the source of the idea. This is much cooler though.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #13 July 11, 2006 Grue, ya got to get some rest bro. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 July 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteDude, been done. Haven't you seen Real Genius? They used a great big laser beam from space to pop the corn in the Dean's house. Also the source of many great quotes. "If there's ever anything I do for you, or more to the point, to you, give me a call." "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" "No." Yes yes, that was the source of the idea. This is much cooler though. Granted, it would be pretty amazing, but if you pulled it off, they'd say, "Hey! Someone's copying Real Genius!" You should do the sweepstakes thing! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swilson 0 #15 July 11, 2006 The really unfortunate part about this is that the "stacks" at a nuclear power plant are cooling towers, and the "exhaust" is water vapour (picture a waterfall with the mist rising, but inside a tube). The cooling water is below boiling temperature, and not nearly hot enough to make popcorn pop. Sorry to rain on your parade. Would still be funny as hell if you could find a way to make it work, though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #16 July 11, 2006 QuoteThe really unfortunate part about this is that the "stacks" at a nuclear power plant are cooling towers, and the "exhaust" is water vapour (picture a waterfall with the mist rising, but inside a tube). The cooling water is below boiling temperature, and not nearly hot enough to make popcorn pop. Sorry to rain on your parade. Would still be funny as hell if you could find a way to make it work, though... I'm going to have to murder you now. If you have any dependents, now would be the time to bump your life insurance.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
