antifnsocial 0 #51 March 14, 2005 I um.... think I already said that. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #52 March 14, 2005 Quoteyou weren't even a gleam in your daddies eye in 64. Not even cream in jeans? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #53 March 14, 2005 Thinks I am repeating herI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #54 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou weren't even a gleam in your daddies eye in 64. Not even cream in jeans? Not even a possible wet dream.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #55 March 14, 2005 I'm guessing LSD is on special offer at wal-mart this week.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #56 March 14, 2005 Quote I'm guessing LSD is on special offer at wal-mart this week. They REALLY do have everything...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #57 March 14, 2005 The ripe one must have had 17 pizzas! *** No way...they weren't 'real' pizzas! All the cheese was ruined in a train wreck! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #58 March 14, 2005 No, actually it's Crystal Meth. It's the new diet pill, brought to you by the makers of Dexatrim. RIDE THE SNAKE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #59 March 14, 2005 QuoteThinks I am repeating herThinks he is in heidihagen's thread when he is actually in Girlfalldown's. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #60 March 14, 2005 Today's phrase is "Cat Butt." Repeat it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #61 March 14, 2005 QuoteHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Tequila7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #62 March 14, 2005 Oh, they must have used feta then. Or maybe it was limberger. Ewwwww. Looney Tunes used a lot of limberger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #63 March 14, 2005 I just spent six months in a leaky boat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #64 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Tequila Patron? or Cabo?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #65 March 14, 2005 How long does it take for a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber? Green, 'cuz ice cream has no bones! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #66 March 14, 2005 well first thing how big is the wood chuck? did the wood chuck have a large breakfast? does the wood chuck have to roam around looking for the wood to chuck? Is the wood chuck lazy? is the wood chuck on Atkins? Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #67 March 14, 2005 Yesterday morning, after partying til 3 am or so the night before, I was woken up to the 15 minute call for load 1 "The sit-suit jump". I threw my newly won sit suit on and jumped on the plane with 8 other retro sit suiters. I was hung over and already near to vomiting and at around 12K EVERYONE started farting. I dryheaved to altitude. Thank god the door finally opened up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #68 March 14, 2005 QuoteHow long does it take for a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber? Green, 'cuz ice cream has no bones! Quote Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out burning oil tankers.... Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks..... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #69 March 14, 2005 QuoteHow long does it take for a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber? Green, 'cuz ice cream has no bones! I must be eating the wrong kind of ice cream. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #70 March 14, 2005 QuoteNo, actually it's Crystal Meth. It's the new diet pill, brought to you by the makers of Dexatrim. RIDE THE SNAKE! Don't forget the massage bead suit....Ride The Snake.. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #71 March 14, 2005 QuoteYesterday morning, after partying til 3 am or so the night before, I was woken up to the 15 minute call for load 1 "The sit-suit jump". I threw my newly won sit suit on and jumped on the plane with 8 other retro sit suiters. I was hung over and already near to vomiting and at around 12K EVERYONE started farting. I dryheaved to altitude. Thank god the door finally opened up. Quote and was the cab driver REALLY Italian? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #72 March 14, 2005 I'm really confused about the snake. Is it a lizzard without legs or did it really come from worms? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #73 March 14, 2005 Its a lizard without legs, or the attitude.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #74 March 14, 2005 Are snakes amphibious and have sex with themselves or do they screw other snakes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #75 March 14, 2005 Are skydivers amphibious and have sex with themselves or do they screw other snakes? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
