NlghtJumper 0 #26 January 23, 2006 Quotenot as good as the condom scene. "Dude... ...Teach Me!" --------------------------- "Do you have extra large condoms?" "Shut Up! You have a tiny penis!" Awesome movie! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #27 January 23, 2006 Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend. Andy Stitzer: Yeah? Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse! Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #28 January 23, 2006 Andy: Take your porn with you. David: I’m not taking it. Andy: Take your box of porn! David: It’s my gift to you. Andy: NO! I don’t want it! David its not just… just… David: ANDY FOR THE LAST TIME I DON’T WANT YOUR GIANT BOX OF PORNOGRAPHY! Andy: NO! NO! NO! Gosh, COME ON MAN! So un-cool David: No, un-cool? Un-cool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn Andy! For the last time, I don’t want to watch School of Cock with you! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #29 January 23, 2006 The last time I said, "Oh, Yes! Do me now Yo-Yo Master!" no-one got it I cried laughing so hard at that part. But, the ending was really awful, I thought--that hokey Aquarious dance--I thought they were trying way to hard.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #30 January 23, 2006 Quote. I didn't need the mental pictures. You do realize that if your "Two-momma" had never had sex, you wouldn't be here, right? rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #31 January 23, 2006 Quote You do realize that if your "Two-momma" had never had sex, you wouldn't be here, right? Yeah, but no one wants to think about that stuff... ewwwww! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #32 January 23, 2006 "Betty Cock-er!" A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #33 July 3, 2006 Just saw this movie It was great!! So: You wanna know how I know you're gay? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #34 July 3, 2006 QuoteJust saw this movie It was great!! So: You wanna know how I know you're gay? I know this is an old thread and the movie was fukn hilarious, but the real life 40-yr old virgin that I work with ...not so muchMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #35 July 25, 2006 I'm just seeing the whole thing...HILARIOUS, but whats with the goats?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #36 July 25, 2006 QuoteI just got back from seeing it Andrea, it is [earmuffs] fucking hilarious [/earmuffs] - the waxing scene is just genius and the boner on the toilet seat didn't see that coming (neither did Steve Carrell apparently) thanks for the recommendation I never wanted to THINK about that..OMG.. penis envy my ASS ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #37 July 25, 2006 Boner on the toilet seat? Do I even want to know? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #38 July 25, 2006 But, the ending was really awful, I thought--that hokey Aquarious dance--I thought they were trying way to hard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love credits...and I think this is FUN...everyone who had 'an idea' about what he should do are all in unison the dance sequence... ...and is there SUCH a word as 'necrarius'??? The dumped guy (mr newly celibate) says that instead of 'Aquarius'. Then he starts singing 'Scat'' Lots of weird references. Even 'dirty Sanchez' got in there...Hysterical...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #39 July 25, 2006 QuoteBoner on the toilet seat? Do I even want to know? Yes, then report back about the accuracy ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 July 25, 2006 QuoteBoner on the toilet seat? Do I even want to know? --------------------------------------------------------- Yes, then report back about the accuracy So you want matt to put his boner on the toilet seat? I can think of a waaay better place to put his boner. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #41 July 25, 2006 yeah in your ice cream......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #42 July 25, 2006 Dear Aprilcat, How come MF42 never sends me PMs? Does he not like me? Signed, Sad & Lonely in IL ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #43 July 25, 2006 QuoteDear Aprilcat, How come MF42 never sends me PMs? Does he not like me? Signed, Sad & Lonely in IL Dear Ms Sunshine... Cause you belong to ME Don't ever forget it ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 July 25, 2006 QuoteDear Ms Sunshine... Cause you belong to ME Don't ever forget it I love it when you take charge. It's sooo sexy!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #45 July 25, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I don't think I've ever sent a PM to anybody unless I was responding to their PM. Am I missing out on an important facet of the DZ.com experience? Should I become a PM whore instead of or in addition to my postwhoring duties? I think if I ever make it down to SDC and meet you we'll probably find a few things to laugh about. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #46 July 25, 2006 Am I missing out on an important facet of the DZ.com experience? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO.... We LOVE it when people do it in public...we don't care if we misread the intentions..GO for it (but do it where we can misinterpret it ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #47 July 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear Ms Sunshine... Cause you belong to ME Don't ever forget it I love it when you take charge. It's sooo sexy!! I broke a fence for you in 2004..don't forget it~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
