460 0 #1 September 1, 2006 Do you ever get tired of all the women chasing you all the time? I mean I can barely have a life with so many women spreading their legs for me.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 September 1, 2006 QuoteDo you ever get tired of all the women chasing you all the time? I mean I can barely have a life with so many women spreading their legs for me. Feel free to try my technique of taking pics of one of your turds in your bathtub and posting them. The women are staying away in droves! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #3 September 1, 2006 This attachment is how I used to approach women. Now I just am getting tired of the mayhem of so many women... Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 September 1, 2006 A word of advice: closed toed shoes. When wading through throngs of women spreading their legs for you, toes are apt to get snagged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 September 1, 2006 QuoteThis attachment is how I used to approach women. Now I just am getting tired of the mayhem of so many women... Damn--I thought the trick was to be a total asshole and treat them like shit! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #6 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo you ever get tired of all the women chasing you all the time? I mean I can barely have a life with so many women spreading their legs for me. Feel free to try my technique of taking pics of one of your turds in your bathtub and posting them. The women are staying away in droves! Walt This is why all the women chase me. Go on, click the link. You know you shouldnt but you are going to none the less. Its such a purdy link, all sleek and sexy. Am I Hot or Not? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #7 September 1, 2006 Dude...which is exactly why I decided to become an asshole. It's just better that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #8 September 1, 2006 QuoteDude...which is exactly why I decided to become an asshole. It's just better that way. That only attracts them even more Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #9 September 1, 2006 QuoteThat only attracts them even more No. I am super good at it. Back me up on that, Walt. Turd boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 September 1, 2006 Yeah, it's tough. I can barely keep up."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 September 1, 2006 Yeah . . . not getting laid ROCKS! I mean, I was just having this discussion last night. I can't believe EVERYONE hasn't taken a vow of celibacy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 September 1, 2006 QuoteYeah . . . not getting laid ROCKS! I mean, I was just having this discussion last night. I can't believe EVERYONE hasn't taken a vow of celibacy! Yeah... No shit.... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #13 September 1, 2006 QuoteThis attachment is how I used to approach women. Now I just am getting tired of the mayhem of so many women... I beg to differ, I have found that the guys that feel the need to talk it up...brag what have you...are the ones that cannot perfom said actions! LOL The more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #14 September 1, 2006 I think your on to something! Good point eeneR!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #15 September 1, 2006 Women are attracted to things they can't have, this is why advertising is primarily aimed at them. (If you don't believe me, take a look around our economy and look at how it is driven.) If you want to keep women away, make yourself available. The best approach is to act nice."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #16 September 1, 2006 hey, i've done porno... seriously. that's how i paid part of my way through grad schoolLooks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat only attracts them even more No. I am super good at it. Back me up on that, Walt. Turd boy! You could freak the the living hell out of pretty much any woman on a date. "Hey, sweet thing, if you don't mind, I need to stop by Sam's Club on the way to our fabulous romantic evening..." Or how about: "I'd really like to help you redecorate--let's go to the furniture store!!!!!" Or "Need anything at Target....?" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #18 September 1, 2006 QuoteIf you want to keep women away, make yourself available. The best approach is to act nice. That's just friggin retarted. It might still be true, but it is still friggin retarted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 September 1, 2006 QuoteI beg to differ, I have found that the guys that feel the need to talk it up...brag what have you...are the ones that cannot perfom said actions! LOL The more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! Ok, I'll try reverse psychology. Wow, do I ever suck in bed!!!! I have a two-inch dick and there is no way I'm gonna go down on you--that's just nasty down there!!!!! You're getting excited now, aren't you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #20 September 1, 2006 Quotehey, i've done porno... seriously. that's how i paid part of my way through grad school Gay porn doesn't count. Besides, it only takes one scene (and on top) to pay your entire tuition and that may not count much either if you have the strength to block things out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #21 September 1, 2006 Ok, here is another option. Start or interrupt every conversation with: Why do women have boobs? So you have something to look at when they're talking to you. Then stare at the women's boobs. This will drive many women away. If they are still there then make the following comment. You don't have nice boobs to look at, I'm going to go talk to someone else. This will drive more away. If they are still following you they are a stalker and you should contact the police and take out a restraining order. You should be warned that a restraining orde makes you appear unavailable and you should refer to my earlier post. PS: Amazing results with this simple line: We should go back to my place and you can meet my mom who lives with me."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #22 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI beg to differ, I have found that the guys that feel the need to talk it up...brag what have you...are the ones that cannot perfom said actions! LOL The more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! Ok, I'll try reverse psychology. Wow, do I ever suck in bed!!!! I have a two-inch dick and there is no way I'm gonna go down on you--that's just nasty down there!!!!! You're getting excited now, aren't you? Walt All talk no action is the issue...how about shut up and show me what you got She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #23 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI beg to differ, I have found that the guys that feel the need to talk it up...brag what have you...are the ones that cannot perfom said actions! LOL The more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! Ok, I'll try reverse psychology. Wow, do I ever suck in bed!!!! I have a two-inch dick and there is no way I'm gonna go down on you--that's just nasty down there!!!!! You're getting excited now, aren't you? Walt All talk no action is the issue...how about shut up and show me what you got Another great quote for making people shut up is a response like "but what does that have to do with our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" in you most emphatic serious voice.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #24 September 1, 2006 QuoteThe more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! ever had that theory proven wrong?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #25 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! ever had that theory proven wrong? Not yet...and I admit I am hoping to be proven wrong one of these days! I had hope for the last one, but alas the theory stood. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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