We need a new rule

[skymama 35]

If you're going to masturbate or ask questions about it, it should be a requirement that you know how to spell it first!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[flyangel2 2]

It's hard to type correct when you are only using one hand!

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[simplyputsi 0]

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It's hard to type correct when you are only using one hand!

that's what i'm talking about.

and one eye as well.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[LisaM 0]

*groan*

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[Lindercles 0]

And we should extend that rule to copulation, coitus, and procreation.

[kelel01 1]

Yeah, and fucking, too.

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Yeah, and fucking, too.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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If you're going to masturbate or ask questions about it, it should be a requirement that you know how to spell it first!

the way he spelled it you would think it was billyvance saying it!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[livendive 8]

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the way he spelled it you would think it was billyvance saying it!

Oh my god that's funny!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Buried 0]

pls leik wus kneed 2 no haw 2 speel on dz.cim

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[lawrocket 3]

Or, just quit referring to it as "masturbation" and call it by other names, i.e., "Working out at the Y," "Visiting Niagara Falls," "Doing your nails," "Doing the knuckle shuffle," "Conducting a staff meeting" or "roughing up the suspect."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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roughing up the suspect.... good one!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[OrangeJumper 0]

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Or, just quit referring to it as "masturbation" and call it by other names, i.e., "Working out at the Y," "Visiting Niagara Falls," "Doing your nails," "Doing the knuckle shuffle," "Conducting a staff meeting" or "roughing up the suspect."

cont....skinning the hog, punching the clown, slappin the salami, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, flicking the bean, clicking the mouse......

The Original Cabana Boy!

[Squeak 17]

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Or, just quit referring to it as "masturbation" and call it by other names, i.e., "Working out at the Y," "Visiting Niagara Falls," "Doing your nails," "Doing the knuckle shuffle," "Conducting a staff meeting" or "roughing up the suspect."

We just call it WANKING
and the doer is a WANKER
there are lots of doers here, (self included)

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[turtlespeed 212]

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If you're going to masturbate or ask questions about it, it should be a requirement that you know how to spell it first!

But then how else would I get you to talk about it?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun