Megalomaniacs (from a humor perspective)

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

You know you're a Megalomaniac when...


-You find yourself laughing along with the villain in a TV show, movie, etc.

-You see taking over the world as "thinking small"

-Your hobby is taking over small European countries

-You own more than 3 edged weapons and know how to use them

-You blew up the building where your Megalomaniacs Anonymous club met.

-You cried when the Death Star blew up

-You saw the Death Star's destruction as a perfect opportunity for you to step in and take over

-Your evil laugh is copyrighted

-You analyze and learn from the mistakes of those who came before you (i.e.: Napoleon attacking Russia, Hitler attacking Russia, messing w/ a Sicilian when death is on the line, etc.)

-When showing your friends pics of your "latest conquests," instead of pictures of members of the opposite gender, you have pictures of capitol buildings

-You own a POWER Macintosh, just because of the name.

-You try to take over the world every night along with the help of an idiotic sidekick who enjoys using the word "NARF!"

-You've memorized every line said by the Emperor from Star Wars

-You've ever used the phrase, "I can use my powers for good, anytime ... no, really, I can."

-While watching Star Trek: TNG, you've ever said, "Yeah, I could take Q."

-You give Australia as a birthday gift to your childhood friend.

-You own stock in more than one munitions co.

-You consider the "Dragon Slave" as a WEAK spell.

-You were rooting for the ID4 aliens.

-You saw Vlad the Impaler as "Too easy-going."

-The demons of darkness summon YOU.

-You've ever ended the psalm "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil..." with "'Cause it's MY valley!"

-You rewrite Shakespeare's plays so that the antagonists WIN.

-You can cause small woodland creatures to explode by concentrating.


Feel free to add more...

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[Icon134 0]

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You try to take over the world every night along with the help of an idiotic sidekick who enjoys using the word "NARF!"

how many times do I have to tell you people... Pinky was the Genius... its soo obvious in the show...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[happythoughts 0]

To be a good megalomaniac, you need a good sidekick.

All these guys have their "Otis"... Lex Luthor, smartest guy in the world has a bumbler named Otis as a minion.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Another to add to the list:

"Your best friend's name is Lucifer...but since you're so tight, you get to call him Lucy"

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[happythoughts 0]

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-You've ever ended the psalm "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil..." with "'Cause it's MY valley!"

The quote on the back of my brothers field jacket ended with, "...cause I'm the meanest mf-er in the valley."

Not necessarily megalomania, but definitely assertive.

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

Brain - "Pinky.... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky - "I think so Brain, but family and a career?? It's just too much! NARF!!"

Brain - "Pinky.... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky - "I think so Brain, but this time you wear the dress. NARF!"

so many to quote, so little time......

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[townncity 0]

too much to read whil drinking stop all the little wringitn

**Whats that? You think I care? Your wrong**

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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too much to read whil drinking stop all the little wringitn

Well, that right there can be added to the megalomanics list

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[ryoder 1,404]

You don't mention the author; My guess is Donald Rumsfeld.

(And we go to SC in 3...2...1...)

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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You don't mention the author; My guess is Donald Rumsfeld.

(And we go to SC in 3...2...1...)

There isn't anything SC about the topic

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[Samurai136 0]

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Brain - "Pinky.... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky - "I think so Brain, but family and a career?? It's just too much! NARF!!"

Brain - "Pinky.... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky - "I think so Brain, but this time you wear the dress. NARF!"

so many to quote, so little time......

Fortunately, we have wikiquote.

"I think so, Brain. But will anyone other than Eskimos buy blubber-flavored chewing gum?"

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[warpedskydiver 0]

What if only half of these apply?

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Brain - "Pinky.... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky - "I think so Brain, but family and a career?? It's just too much! NARF!!"

Brain - "Pinky.... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky - "I think so Brain, but this time you wear the dress. NARF!"

so many to quote, so little time......

Fortunately, we have wikiquote.

"I think so, Brain. But will anyone other than Eskimos buy blubber-flavored chewing gum?"

and we can't have this thread w/o the best AYPWIP ever... IMHO...

Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but... no, it's too stupid.
Brain: We shall disguise ourselves as a cow!
Pinky: NARF, Brain! That was it exactly!

(i'm telling you pinky is a genius... )

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Samurai136 0]

Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!

no, no, pinky, this is the best of the series.


Troz!

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken