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When good friends, go bad!

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We know them, we love them. They are our friends. They have dinner with us, they drink with us, they fall down with us. Hell, they even make really bad suggestions about going to the Pink Pony on a Tuesday night. The get us excited about that trip on a Tuesday night. Then, they flake!
Yes folks, flakey friends! :D
Beware, because at least ONE is among you!
Tis too bad really, cuz things were discussed. Boobies were viewed, as were other portions of the female anatomy. Shots were consumed. Girls in laps. Drunken dials. Mass hysteria!

So I ask, WTF am I doing at work? And where the hell is the one that suggesed we make that outing last night?!!! B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Well if she cant run with the big dogs, She probably should stay home on the porch.

You left out.. Doormen were bribed, Shouts of "SWITCH" were heard and acted upon, Stories were told (Some of which may have actually been true), A late night pit stop at the Porn Store, Riding crops purchased and used and then... Well...There were the Shooter girls..:D:D:D

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Oh, yes. There was more, but Im not gonna put it all out there on the first post. Hell, as the hangover sets in Im still trying to remember everything.

Things I know for sure:
ATMs at strip clubs are BAD! :o
Strip club drinks are stronger the more you tip. ;)
I love boobies.:)Angela sat in my lap and fed me a shooter! B|
I did not get the cold shoulder when I go home! ;)
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Now i admit that when i saw the title, i thought, "When his good friends go bad-he's probably leading the way-but it appears that you have experienced real dissappointment that could lead to a lasting trauma. If your employer offers the employee assistance program, i recommend that you allow them to schedule you a therapist visit. If they don't, you should visit my Atlanta councilor. Just ask for Tiffany at the Cheeta 3 and tell her that I sent you
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Quote from Random Skychick - "Jen has good taste in shooter girls".

Quote from Shooter Girl "I know exactly who you are talking about, Why isnt she with you tonight!":D



That's GRRRREEEEEEAAAAATTTTTT!!!

I can already feel the warmth of the cash that shall soon spontaneously combust from my wallet... :o

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

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Quote from Random Skychick - "Jen has good taste in shooter girls".

Quote from Shooter Girl "I know exactly who you are talking about, Why isnt she with you tonight!":D



That's GRRRREEEEEEAAAAATTTTTT!!!

I can already feel the warmth of the cash that shall soon spontaneously combust from my wallet... :o



LOL!

dont worry. its only money! :|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Quote from Random Skychick - "Jen has good taste in shooter girls".



I do! :)


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Quote from Shooter Girl "I know exactly who you are talking about, Why isnt she with you tonight!":D



This just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!:$
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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

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Has Jen checked her Voice mail yet??




I'll never ever erase THAT message! :D

Glad you guys got to "play" with my shooter girl. Come Dec. 8th, I'm not letting her out of my lap...well that is until she starts doing the shots off of me! :)
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"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

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I do! :)


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Quote from Shooter Girl "I know exactly who you are talking about, Why isnt she with you tonight!":D



This just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!:$



Isnt that Ben's job? :o:ph34r:

J briefed her on our attendance. Im sure she'll be anxiously waiting...




you cash! :P:D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Isnt that Ben's job? :o:ph34r:



He does a damn good job at that too...this was just...well...different!:ph34r::$:)


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J briefed her on our attendance. Im sure she'll be anxiously waiting...



I'm even MORE excited now!
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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

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Actually, on the ride over to the Pony we made some calls to anyone we thought might show up last night, and others we just wanted to torment.
Jessie was one of those. We were supposed to DD her, but I just got caught up in the moment of boobies, and lips and alcohol. B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I am REALLY glad now that I skipped trivia last night.:)



Why? I didnt think you were one to jump on the strip club death wagon!? :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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There are many things you don't know about me! I am already on vacation in my mind. You never know what could happen.:)



What are you doin tonight? :o:D


oh, and we now know the trivia guys real name! :o:D its William. :S
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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