thepollster 0 #1 March 2, 2001 how many people did you have sex with this weekend? zero-unless I can count my hands 1 2-4 where is the STD clinic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshopper 0 #2 March 2, 2001 do farm animals count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #3 March 2, 2001 I'm going to step up the plate and probably get my ass chewed for this but what the hell I've been a nice guy lately but lets have a new poll: HOW LONG CAN WE MILK OUT THESE SEX POLES A 1 DAY ,B 1WEEK, C 1MONTH ,OR D TIL WE JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #4 March 2, 2001 touchy touchy u must need some Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUMPINJIM 0 #5 March 2, 2001 you can count farm animals if you live in iraq Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshopper 0 #6 March 2, 2001 hey, sisthink about it. any guy who spends this much time on line needs some.pull low, it's higher than you think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #7 March 2, 2001 Quoteyou can count farm animals if you live in iraqI'll say it again, in the middle east there are only CAMLES, most of them r males, and i don't think they r farm animals.and trust me, u doan't wanna rape a camel!Free Skies,Omri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #8 March 2, 2001 sorry peoples, I'm just tired and cranky, sick of being at work, wanna go home (3more hrs) and GET me some :)jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleF 0 #9 March 2, 2001 Hey lazerq3, WTF, are the guys "sex poles"?? teeheeFFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #10 March 2, 2001 LOL...Oh yeah, sorry no pun intended Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 March 2, 2001 QuoteOR D TIL WE JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!VERY appropriate comment for this thread except.....I hope you'll ALWAYS want to give a fuck.MUCH LOVE AND BLUE SKIES!Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #12 March 2, 2001 Plus, camels are no fun. They spit... ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #13 March 2, 2001 I know that from First hand!These camels r no fun at all!Free Skies,Omri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #14 March 2, 2001 Quote Plus, camels are no fun. They spit... And we all know how much you boyz hate girls that spit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #15 March 2, 2001 Yeah camels r barbaric AND they have a mustache u girls don't wanna act like camels right Free Skies,Omri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKY 0 #16 March 2, 2001 wheres this sex pole everybody keeps talking about, I've been looking all over and all I can find are a set of dumb questions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #17 March 2, 2001 Sky,Ask lazerq, tee-hee.Triple F Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #18 March 2, 2001 .....sex pole......Bwaaaaaaahhh!!!, now thats funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #19 March 2, 2001 sex pole, damn, thats still funny. I think I wil have to add this to my already tasteless list of masterbation techniques such as:climbing the sex pole (new)wrestling the cyclopsbuffing the rocketwaxing the dolphinchrunin butterbreakin out the passionatorwhipping up a batchBwaaaaaahhh!! Hee hee hee ha ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #20 March 2, 2001 QuoteI think I wil have to add this to my already tasteless list of masterbation techniques such as:You missed a few...Bashing the bishopBeating the meatBeef-strokin'-offBending the bananaBouncing the balls Burping the frog Choking the chickenCleaning the pipesCorralling the tadpolesCranking the cable Dancing around the maypole Doggin' offDrilling for oilFiring a shot from the grassy knollFive knuckle shuffleFlogging the dolphinGrabbing the handle Greeting madam palm and her 5 lovely daughters High-fiving Yule BrennerJerkin the gerkinLaunching the rocketPaint the wallsPulling the pigPumping your gun Shaking hands with the sheriffSpanking the monkeySiphon the python Tackling the totemTickling the pickleWhacking the weaselYanking the crankButchering the english language is a beautiful thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #21 March 2, 2001 Damn!!!!! Mark!!!! Land O Goshen!!!>Butchering the english language is a beautiful thing.Yessss.......my master,Hee hee hee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshopper 0 #22 March 2, 2001 I was just cleaning it and it went off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleF 0 #23 March 2, 2001 Grasshopper,Was it pointing away from ya' when it went off?? And did it go off real hard or just sorta' limpy go boom?? Poor guy, you and skreamer need to find a woman or two. And if ya' can't do that, ask Omri for a camel. He might just be able to help.Triple F Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #24 March 2, 2001 Yeah i can get u the best quality SHAVED camels on the market today, for a minimal price of 5 JT'swe have russion blond camels we have turkish brunnet camels and we have arab SUPER TURBO HAIRY camels, for guys with facial hair fetish You can ask me for more information if u r intersestedFree Skies,Omri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #25 March 3, 2001 oops sorry, i forgot about the nost important thing...Costum made camels are now available too!!Free Skies,Omri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
