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Ways to drive a woman crazy.....

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yamtx73
1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.

2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably
one on a totally different subject.

3. Superglue the commode seat in the up position.

4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because
she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a
condescending smile and say that you prefer her with s
ome meat on her bones.

5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you
find yourself in Georgia when your original destination
was California.

6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.

7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle
of one with her.

8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.

9. Never give her a straight answer.

10. Take up yodelling and practice a lot.

11. Quote Tim Allen to validate your position
during arguments.

12. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for
plastic surgery.

13. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.

14. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use
with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense
in many states.)
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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nah, i bet he's a manwhore. didnt you know, women seem to like complete assholes.



haha..that is soo right..but the funny thing is...my gf now is the product of dating nothing but assholes...then she met me and is slowly starting to realize that not all men on the planet treat women like dirt....so the guys that treat women like that are actually a good thing..so when the "decent" guys come around...its easier!B|
"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

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i like your sig...dont agree with it... i definitely feel like superman tracking my ass off.

if women always like assholes, i figure you gotta be an asshole to them sometimes . they want an asshole and a nice guy. so be a nice guy but every now and then keep them on their toes by being a dick...i am of course, chatting complete shit. :P
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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If i was superman..i could fly to china :D

Every man has the ability to be an asshole...jsut as every woman has the ability to be a bitch..its just up to the person wheather or not they choose to be. I chose not to be. I guess it was the way i was raised to the values i learned at a young age. IF the woman wants to stay in the relationship and be treated badly..then thats her stupidity. I have no sympathy for women that complain that their bf is an asshole and doesnt respect them etc.. If you dont like it get the fuck out of the relationship!!

:)
"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

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so taking a girl out for a nice meal, being polite and caring and then calling her by her dogs name is not a good thing? shit, i thought they liked that sort of thing. [:/]

:PB|:)




If that yo thing bro..keep doin it...:D
"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

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I dunno... I'd kinda like No. 8 :)
***Me too! Why should boys get all the fun?



Exactly! :D What would be even better would be a trip into the desert with a machine gun. I'd love to eliminate some unsuspecting cactus. :)
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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I dunno... I'd kinda like No. 8 :)



Me too! Why should boys get all the fun?



women that like power tools are a rare breed...lol
"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

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I dunno... I'd kinda like No. 8 :)
***Me too! Why should boys get all the fun?



Exactly! :D What would be even better would be a trip into the desert with a machine gun. I'd love to eliminate some unsuspecting cactus. :)



How about the hills of Tennessee instead of the desert?
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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I dunno... I'd kinda like No. 8 :)
***Me too! Why should boys get all the fun?



Exactly! :D What would be even better would be a trip into the desert with a machine gun. I'd love to eliminate some unsuspecting cactus. :)



How about the hills of Tennessee instead of the desert?



They have unsuspecting cactus in the hills of Tennessee? :S
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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I dunno... I'd kinda like No. 8 :)
***Me too! Why should boys get all the fun?



Exactly! :D What would be even better would be a trip into the desert with a machine gun. I'd love to eliminate some unsuspecting cactus. :)



How about the hills of Tennessee instead of the desert?



They have unsuspecting cactus in the hills of Tennessee? :S



No but there is a gun range there that has an annual machinegun shoot... and you even have a choice of a large number of guns you can rent...
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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...there is a gun range there that has an annual machine gun shoot... and you even have a choice of a large number of guns you can rent...



Sounds like a fantastic first date. :D
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I dunno... I'd kinda like No. 8 :)
***Me too! Why should boys get all the fun?



Exactly! :D What would be even better would be a trip into the desert with a machine gun. I'd love to eliminate some unsuspecting cactus. :)



How about the hills of Tennessee instead of the desert?



They have unsuspecting cactus in the hills of Tennessee? :S



No but there is a gun range there that has an annual machinegun shoot... and you even have a choice of a large number of guns you can rent...




Are you referring to Knob Creek (in Kentucky) or some local machine gun shoot? B|

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