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SmilingPhoenix

I'm Divorced!

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you were so CLOSE!! Here is your number 357868



Does this mean I'm good at the build up, but never give in~!? HA!!! :D

LOVE IT! I'm such tease - suits me perfectly!!! :ph34r:

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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DAMN!

I am drunk! No orgasms, just lots of beer and jager of course!

Fuck!

I hate to be so crass, but it's my D-Day! Why am I home alone at 10:30? Where is a Turtle or a Lindercles, or Ntrprnr, or a Thanatos when you need one? Damn. I'm glad to be divorced, but I need - well, I'm going to regret this in the morning... Damn.
Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

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where do we get our numbers from???

:D:D:D



You've been a member...your number is #274951



Ohhhh, ohhh what's my number? Is it low since I have divorced for 22 years? Do you count all the divorced years, or only the years as a divorced skydiver (no, no, no, no, no, no...only been a student flailer for a year)?

Please, please, please, low number. Have to be some benefit for being divorced for sooooooooo long...:$:$:$:$;););););)

J

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Up and down or was that side to side??:|


10 X= 'Side to Side' goto 70
20 X= 'up and down" goto 30
30 up and down =mouth open goto 50
40 up and dowm = mouth closed goto 60
50 proceed from knees
60 make me a sammich and get back here
70 end program but make me a sammich first
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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10 X= 'Side to Side' goto 70
20 X= 'up and down" goto 30
30 up and down =mouth open goto 50
40 up and dowm = mouth closed goto 60
50 proceed from knees
60 make me a sammich and get back here
70 end program but make me a sammich first



Now THAT is some old School programming.:D:D

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So, you're saying not to pick up anyone at the DZ?



Not at Your OWN Dropzone. Never Shit where you Eat!!

Only sleep with Jumpers from OTHER dropzones.:S:D:D
Preferably out of state DZ`s.



So, would the fact that I'll be in Dublin for the St Patricks Day boogie the March qualify?

>:(
B|
:D
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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You suck. ;)

You're just pissed I didn't list you as one of the guys I like to flirt with out here, so you had to bring my humiliating, drunken post to the top of the list... :o

That's the last time I drunk dial you :P

Just remember, you'll always be my first! :D Ah, the life of a tandem instructor B|
Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

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So, you're saying not to pick up anyone at the DZ?



Not at Your OWN Dropzone. Never Shit where you Eat!!

Only sleep with Jumpers from OTHER dropzones.:S:D:D
Preferably out of state DZ`s.



So, would the fact that I'll be in Dublin for the St Patricks Day boogie the March qualify?

>:(
B|
:D



Uh, according to your profile you're in Wisconsin, last time I checked that isn't in Texas :S :D - but I'm sure the Texans are working on fixing that :P
Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

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So, you're saying not to pick up anyone at the DZ?



Not at Your OWN Dropzone. Never Shit where you Eat!!

Only sleep with Jumpers from OTHER dropzones.:S:D:D
Preferably out of state DZ`s.



So, would the fact that I'll be in Dublin for the St Patricks Day boogie the March qualify?

>:(
B|
:D



Uh, according to your profile you're in Wisconsin, last time I checked that isn't in Texas :S :D - but I'm sure the Texans are working on fixing that :P





Huh?
:S:D
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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> I am now divorced!
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Congratulation. It sounds like you are relieved.
I'm happy for you :)Take care and I wish you the best of luck for your new life :)
Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
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