SmilingPhoenix 0 #51 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotePrefer not to. Do I have any say in the matter? Not that I know of . . . When I am in front of St. Peter do I get representation by some legal aid guy or can I request Johnny Cochrane? Dude, if he doesn't go to hell, I don't want to go to heaven!Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #52 December 13, 2006 QuoteWhen I am in front of St. Peter do I get representation by some legal aid guy or can I request Johnny Cochrane? Good luck finding a lawyer in heaven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 December 13, 2006 Quote How ugly must you be to need to tie down your blow up doll When the hooker says, "Not on the first date." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #54 December 13, 2006 I don't think I'll prob'ly ever go to Hell, but I went to Purgatory one year...years ago. Now that we're making plans for another ski trip, I'm thinking that some day we might have to go back to Purgatory. This year's gonna be Breckenridge though....-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #55 December 13, 2006 Years ago when I met Streaker, I figured that I needed to hook up with him, because he was definitely going to hell, and if he was gonna go, I wanna go with him, cuz he's gonna be LOTS of fun on the way there. And I was right!skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #56 December 13, 2006 "Eh? What's that, Father?" Hmmm...Father says He can save me...but He's pretty sure you're all focked. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #57 December 13, 2006 ok... I din't read all the other responses... so But... YUP.... Second LEVEL. My own personal wind tunnel!! WOO HOO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #58 December 13, 2006 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just bought out hell. I converted it into a Vertical Wind Tunnel. Only the whuffos will be damned. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #59 December 13, 2006 Quote. . . and if so, Why? yeah, its the anal sex . . . if hell is the cost, it might be worth it __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetmoose 0 #60 December 13, 2006 I don't believe in hell, so no, but let's take a look at the options. If there is no God, (or devil) then no I wont be going to hell. If there is a God in the sense of a specific religion being correct in what god wants us to do on earth, then probably will be going to hell. If there is a God, but no religion is correct and he is truly an all loving being who created me, then no, cause that god wouldn't allow a place like hell to exist.We die only once, but for such a very long time. I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #61 December 13, 2006 What? Are you telling me I might have to go back? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #62 December 13, 2006 QuoteQuote. . . and if so, Why? yeah, its the anal sex . . . if hell is the cost, it might be worth it Damn - Doesn't that hurt? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #63 December 13, 2006 QuoteWhat? Are you telling me I might have to go back? Oh, c'mon... how bad can Jacksonville be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #64 December 13, 2006 QuoteWhat? Are you telling me I might have to go back? I know it was cold, but that will change - Florida can't get in that many bowl games . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #65 December 13, 2006 Quote. . . and if so, Why? I'm going to Heck. It's not as severe as Hell, but not as cush as Heaven.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites