bloody_trauma 2 #51 January 10, 2007 QuoteI JUST GOT F%CKING TASERED!!! So you mean to tell me that you got tasered and immedeately after they stopped tasing you, you got up and posted your experience to DZ.com GET A LIFE YOU SKYDIVING TASER LOVING RUNNING HIPPIE!Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #52 January 10, 2007 A couple of years ago I posted a story about a guy who bought a taser or stun gun at a garage sale or something and proceeded to try it out on himself. It was one of the funniest stories I had ever seen. I was laughing hysterically. I wish I knew the exact search words to pull it up so I won't spend a couple hours just scanning through my old posts."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #53 January 10, 2007 you said it felt like being shot but have you got shot before???Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #54 January 10, 2007 ive been shot, it sucks... alot. but on the positive noteyou get a pretty little ribbon thats purple for it... that and free vehicle registrationFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #55 January 11, 2007 If you are going to trust anything home made from Ralph the Beast, it should be some kind of weapon. I believe that he researched it like a mad scientist while making it. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #56 January 11, 2007 Quote Yeah. I'm going to trust anything "HOME MADE" by Ralph the Beast. that was the best laught i had all day! though having seen it used, i assure you you've got nothing to worry about Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #57 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuote Yeah. I'm going to trust anything "HOME MADE" by Ralph the Beast. that was the best laught i had all day! though having seen it used, i assure you you've got nothing to worry about Media bitch-site Gawker apparently found it funny that I got Tasered... http://gawker.com/news/awesome-taserings/if-you-watch-only-one-publicist-gets-tased-clip-this-year-227715.php_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #58 January 11, 2007 the only thing worse than being talked about..... Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #59 January 11, 2007 im gonna laugh if you end up on attack of the show on G4 TVFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #60 January 11, 2007 Actually Bill O'reilly is planning on showing that clip tomorrow night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #61 January 11, 2007 QuoteActually Bill O'reilly is planning on showing that clip tomorrow night. Peter, funny YOU should refere to another site/person as a media bitch! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #62 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteActually Bill O'reilly is planning on showing that clip tomorrow night. Peter, funny YOU should refere to another site/person as a media bitch! O'Reilly is not showing that clip, thank you. And "media-bitch" is a compliment. :)_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #63 January 11, 2007 You have some funny people who post on your site! Oh, and...nice shirt. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #64 January 11, 2007 QuoteYou have some funny people who post on your site! Oh, and...nice shirt. I wondered how long it was going to take you to notice that. :)_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #65 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou have some funny people who post on your site! Oh, and...nice shirt. I wondered how long it was going to take you to notice that. :) So, you're wearing Andrea's shirt. Are you wearing the panties she left behind too? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #66 January 11, 2007 QuoteSo, you're wearing Andrea's shirt. Are you wearing the panties she left behind too? I'm trying to think of a reply, but everything keeps coming out as a PA. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #67 January 11, 2007 Quote So, you're wearing Andrea's shirt. Are you wearing the panties she left behind too? Well, I WAS, but after the Tasering, they needed to be changed. KIDDING. Although I did worry about losing bladder control during the experience. (The experience of being Tasered, not of having Andrea stay over. Although I hear that happens, too.)_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #68 January 11, 2007 since when does she wear panties??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #69 January 11, 2007 You three should go on the road together. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #70 January 11, 2007 only if you sponser us with clothing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #71 January 11, 2007 Quoteonly if you sponser us with clothing ...check Mark's drawers for missing thongs when you get home.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #72 January 11, 2007 YOU may check my drawers anytime you please young lady... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hymandd732 0 #73 January 13, 2007 Do they still call the Coast Guard, "The Jewish navy?"Freefall Hall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSkiesKel 0 #74 January 13, 2007 QuoteDo they still call the Coast Guard, "The Jewish navy?" i've never heard that before Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
