TypicalFish 0 #1 February 2, 2007 This has GOTTA be my favorite today... "It's time to put down the Cheetos and the bong and face reality." Anyone else? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #2 February 2, 2007 Blatantly copied from bash.org but funny none the less. Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #3 February 2, 2007 QuoteMan, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z. That's a distance of about one-sixteenth of an inch... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fonz 0 #4 February 3, 2007 Slow on the uptake, aren't we? AlphonsAnd five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #5 February 3, 2007 QuoteBlatantly copied from bash.org but funny none the less. Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit On a DVORAK keyboard... well..... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #6 February 3, 2007 I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. ~ General George S. Patton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justtrouble03 0 #7 February 3, 2007 I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #8 February 3, 2007 QuoteSlow on the uptake, aren't we? Alphons 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteSlow on the uptake, aren't we? Meet the Parents right? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #10 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteSlow on the uptake, aren't we? Meet the Parents right? HEY! I just replied to that. Don't give me credit (or make me burn in hell) for it! Edited to add: You're deaf, not reading impaired. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #11 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteMan, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z. That's a distance of about one-sixteenth of an inch... It depends how you measure it... and the type of keyboard... If you're talking bottom edge to top edge distance- my measurement is 1/32 of an inch..."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #12 February 3, 2007 Quote Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit LOL! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #13 February 3, 2007 " Every waking moment that has not been at work has been spent asleep..." Wildcard451 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Shell666 0 #10 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteSlow on the uptake, aren't we? Meet the Parents right? HEY! I just replied to that. Don't give me credit (or make me burn in hell) for it! Edited to add: You're deaf, not reading impaired. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #11 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteMan, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z. That's a distance of about one-sixteenth of an inch... It depends how you measure it... and the type of keyboard... If you're talking bottom edge to top edge distance- my measurement is 1/32 of an inch..."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #12 February 3, 2007 Quote Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit LOL! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #13 February 3, 2007 " Every waking moment that has not been at work has been spent asleep..." Wildcard451 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Samurai136 0 #11 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteMan, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z. That's a distance of about one-sixteenth of an inch... It depends how you measure it... and the type of keyboard... If you're talking bottom edge to top edge distance- my measurement is 1/32 of an inch..."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #12 February 3, 2007 Quote Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit LOL! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #13 February 3, 2007 " Every waking moment that has not been at work has been spent asleep..." Wildcard451 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
