If you were having . . .

[turtlespeed 212]

. . . really intense sex, and her head hit the headboard an knocked a tooth out . . .





Would you keep it? Would you make a necklace out of it?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[cjsgrlsx3 0]

Are you saying this really happened?

[turtlespeed 212]

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Are you saying this really happened?

I plead the fifth.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[cjsgrlsx3 0]

Ok so take the tooth to the dentist and have it put back in. You still want to look at her, right?

[turtlespeed 212]

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Ok so take the tooth to the dentist and have it put back in. You still want to look at her, right?

Not neccessarily.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Sane 0]

I would definitely make a necklace

[turtlespeed 212]

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I would definitely make a necklace

Would you put it right next to your closing pin?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Sane 0]

I would if I had one

[cocheese 0]

Sell it to the tooth fairy to help offset the cost of the sex?

Take it to a Waffle House and trade it for some waffles?

Put it in a glass of water, go to dentist? Hit on receptionist?

Knock her other tooth out, suggest dentures..or not?

Send it to the Brits as a good will gesture?

Let's see... who else can i offend?

[LisaH 0]

Let's see... who else can i offend?

Me?

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[cocheese 0]

Nope. Not gonna do it. Hope i don't offend you by refusing to try to offend you.

[LisaH 0]

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Nope. Not gonna do it. Hope i don't offend you by refusing to try to offend you.

Now I just feel left out

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[cocheese 0]

Sorry. It's hard to offend everyone.

[turtlespeed 212]

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Sorry. It's hard to offend everyone.

Yet you succeed so well.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PWScottIV 0]

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. . . really intense sex, and her head hit the headboard an knocked a tooth out . . .

Duh, pretend I didn't notice, flip her over (so as not to have to see her now hideous mug), and keep going till I finished. lol, Just kidding... I'd just do the honorable thing and whip out the donkey punch. No but really, I'm just kidding.

Gravity Waits for No One.

[johnsw71 0]

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. . . really intense sex, and her head hit the headboard an knocked a tooth out . . .

Duh, pretend I didn't notice, flip her over (so as not to have to see her now hideous mug), and keep going till I finished. lol, Just kidding... I'd just do the honorable thing and whip out the donkey punch. No but really, I'm just kidding.

This is more along the lines of my question in this scenario -- did you stop and tend to her wound, or did you give her a cotton ball to bite down on until you finished tending to your needs?

[turtlespeed 212]

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. . . really intense sex, and her head hit the headboard an knocked a tooth out . . .

Duh, pretend I didn't notice, flip her over (so as not to have to see her now hideous mug), and keep going till I finished. lol, Just kidding... I'd just do the honorable thing and whip out the donkey punch. No but really, I'm just kidding.

This is more along the lines of my question in this scenario -- did you stop and tend to her wound, or did you give her a cotton ball to bite down on until you finished tending to your needs?

Kleenex.

Didn't have time for the whole - Stop - Get up - go find cottonballs - thing.

Kleenex were right there on the night stand.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[sunshine 2]

You really got laid? I'm impressed.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[popsjumper 2]

If you were from Alabama, I would say that you ARE a dentist.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[swedishcelt 0]

Turtle: you invent new ways to define white trash everyday- but we who know you know it's all an act...




Please tell us it's all an act. Where did you stuff her body after the tooth fell out??

[swedishcelt 0]

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You really got laid? I'm impressed.

See. Now that was what I WANTED to say.


I love you Sunshine.

[turtlespeed 212]

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Where did you stuff her body after the tooth fell out??

Oh - psffffft - I just put her back in the ziploc bag she came in.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skydiverbry 0]

Never gave it a thought

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[GravityJunky 0]

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I would definitely make a necklace

IF you ever HAVE sex with anyone that has any teeth left! ROTFLMAO Or with any partner for that matter!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Senseless 0]

I hate those damn long zippers.They always open real easy, but they are hard to get shut again

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Stop doing THAT! It annoys the Hell out of me!