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I needed a whore because I love marijuana!!

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:D:D:DPick the month you were born in
1 - I raped
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I banged
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I needed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with



Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pickle
04 - your dealer
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a Jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the Trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a toothbrush
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a condom
18 - YOUR MOM
19 - a crackhead
20 - my stapler
21 - your panties
22 - an easter egg
23 - a bisexual
24 - my ex
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a French fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a pornstar
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how I roll!
Black - because I'm sexy as hell!
Pink - Because the lil people told me to!
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs!
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!
Polka Dots - because I hate my life!
Purple - because I'm gay!
Gray - because I love marijuana!
Other - because I have double D's!
Green - because I'm beautiful!
Orange - because I smoke crack!
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose!
Brown - because I had to!
Shirtless - because I've got abs!
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Oh yeah?

Well, I slept with a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I did one similar to this a few years back... only I didn't post the whole thing so everyone thought I was serious....

"I gave my number to a homeless guy, cuz I was drunk."

To this day Lawrocket still teases me about it.

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Oh yeah?

Well, I slept with a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell!



You whore.

I cuddled with a jar of honey because that's how I roll.



Well, apparently we know how to win the jar of honey: you have to put out. :P
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I ran naked with a jar of honey, because your dad came home early to surprise your mom with flowers & a night out on the town!:D:P:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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