skymama 35 #76 April 5, 2007 QuoteBest solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. Lindercles says it works for him. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #77 April 5, 2007 QuoteLittle bit of Turtle will cure that. There aint nuthin little about turtle. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #78 April 5, 2007 Well I am just about running out of batteries. I think maybe I should start buying the case, or at least get the rechargeable ones. The older I get the more toys I collect. Any correlation? Hmm. I always did like Turtles. Nuts n caramel. Yummy goodness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #79 April 5, 2007 and they have carmel flavored leprechauns.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #80 April 5, 2007 QuoteWell, I wasn't going to say anything about this, because I know how much I didn't like hearing it. And here is the word: Cuddle. You must cuddle the woman. So So true PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #81 April 5, 2007 Quoteand they have carmel flavored leprechauns. ooooooh, what color are they???? I wanna be on the lookout for the caramel flavored ones... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #82 April 5, 2007 So I am suppose to ask a woman if I can clean her house, make her dinner, and cuddle and this will get me laid? "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #83 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, I wasn't going to say anything about this, because I know how much I didn't like hearing it. And here is the word: Cuddle. You must cuddle the woman. So So true I am such the CUDDLESLUT! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #84 April 5, 2007 QuoteSo I am suppose to ask a woman if I can clean her house, make her dinner, and cuddle and this will get me laid? This will NOT work!! Bad Advise!! Bad Advise!! Olny try that advanced move LONG after you have been dating. (then it will work well). If you do that too soon, you will find yourself right bcak on the "friend" bench. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #85 April 5, 2007 QuoteSo I am suppose to ask a woman if I can clean her house, make her dinner, and cuddle and this will get me laid? That will never work... if you do everything thinking you will get laid she will just string you along to get you to do more stuff ergo you no get laid, and she gets everything else she wants.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #86 April 5, 2007 QuoteSo I am suppose to ask a woman if I can clean her house, make her dinner, and cuddle and this will get me laid? No. I hope im not the only woman that found his post silly. If a guy cleaned my house, it would make me think "damn my house isn't clean enough for him?" so it would in fact offend me and i would kick the guy out. A guy doing my laundry is just creepy. The only piece of advice you should listen to in his post is to keep your nails neat and clean. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #87 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo I am suppose to ask a woman if I can clean her house, make her dinner, and cuddle and this will get me laid? No. I hope im not the only woman that found his post silly. If a guy cleaned my house, it would make me think "damn my house isn't clean enough for him?" so it would in fact offend me and i would kick the guy out. A guy doing my laundry is just creepy. The only piece of advice you should listen to in his post is to keep your nails neat and clean. Apperance is everything. Keep your hair neat, shave your face, trim your nails. Don't wear wrinkly shirts, if you are going bald shave your head.. give the illusion that you are self assured and in control of your life. Also you need to make the woman think that having sex with you is her idea. Don't seem over eager until she is naked. A kiss is not a fuck unless she is allready nakedDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #88 April 5, 2007 QuoteApperance is everything. Keep your hair neat, shave your face, trim your nails. Don't wear wrinkly shirts, if you are going bald shave your head.. give the illusion that you are self assured and in control of your life. You mean act like you are Gay?? That might work too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #89 April 5, 2007 QuoteA kiss is not a fuck Well all i wanna do is kiss you...we'll see what happens from there. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #90 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteApperance is everything. Keep your hair neat, shave your face, trim your nails. Don't wear wrinkly shirts, if you are going bald shave your head.. give the illusion that you are self assured and in control of your life. You mean act like you are Gay?? That might work too. Use this line. "I would so fuck you, but I am gay." trust me.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #91 April 5, 2007 There is something to be said about what someone wrote "make her think it is her idea". A woman that feels she is being conned into having sex probably will not be as open to the idea. If she thinks you expect it or almost demand it, she might rebel. When the idea comes to her mind though, she actually wants to indulge- so much better. If you are too eager it can be turnoff. A little bit of patience can make a world a difference. Trust me on that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #92 April 5, 2007 Quotegive the illusion that you are self assured and in control of your life. Or even better - actually be in control of your life. One great way to meet a woman is to get really used to doing your own thing and making your own rules. Women hate that, and one will come along and feel the overwhelming need to screw that up for you. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #93 April 5, 2007 I was being sarcastic on the previous comment."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carpediem 0 #94 April 5, 2007 QuoteTact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Actually, tact is for the people who lack the confidence to be an asshole Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #95 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteBest solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. Lindercles says it works for him. Who cares what I say. You're living proof. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #96 April 5, 2007 QuoteWho cares what I say. You're living proof. I don't really like you, I just toy with you. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #97 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteBest solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. Lindercles says it works for him. Who cares what I say. You're living proof. I want a clarification on this.... are you saying that the Mama was unable to resist you, thereby implying you laid her (since this is the topic of the thread)???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #98 April 5, 2007 QuoteI want a clarification on this.... are you saying that the Mama was unable to resist you, thereby implying you laid her (since this is the topic of the thread)???? Absolutely not! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #99 April 5, 2007 No, I just toyed with her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just_Chute_me 0 #100 April 5, 2007 A hot tub, alcohol and women....just tell where and when I need to show up."Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
