gonzalesna 0 #26 April 16, 2007 Quote . . . Shave your balls with electric clippers? A situation came up at the DZ this weekend involving this . . . just wondering. Shave? Balls? HAH!!! I let the hedges grow out of control... The ladies love itSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #27 April 16, 2007 Quote Shave? Balls? HAH!!! I let the hedges grow out of control... The ladies love it I think they were talking about HUMAN females... ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #28 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Shave? Balls? HAH!!! I let the hedges grow out of control... The ladies love it I think they were talking about HUMAN females... Shit, sorry... wrong threadSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #29 April 16, 2007 Quote It was more like a "User Friendly" kinda offer . . . I know, but I liked the way that sounded in my head so i had to type it. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #30 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote It was more like a "User Friendly" kinda offer . . . I know, but I liked the way that sounded in my head so i had to type it. Sounded good in mine too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #31 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote I'd clip more than your balls you big hairy ass. How YOU doin? Seriously . . . this one is NOT about me though. I had no clippings done to me at the dropzone or any other place on earth or the surrounding atmosphere. Honestly dude, I have to say it does sort of seem that your posts are preoccupied with certain things... Going through a dryspell are you?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 April 16, 2007 Do you need me to come to TX and shave you again? Geesh, the things i do for you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #33 April 16, 2007 Quote Do you need me to come to TX and shave you again? Geesh, the things i do for you. Tools are READY! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #34 April 16, 2007 Quote I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my Shave your...laugh? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 April 17, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I'd clip more than your balls you big hairy ass. How YOU doin? Seriously . . . this one is NOT about me though. I had no clippings done to me at the dropzone or any other place on earth or the surrounding atmosphere. Honestly dude, I have to say it does sort of seem that your posts are preoccupied with certain things... Going through a dryspell are you? Those are replies - or did you refuse to notice that?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #36 April 17, 2007 Quote. . . Shave your balls with electric clippers? Not only no, but fuck-no!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #37 April 17, 2007 Just to one-up you... http://www.echo-usa.com/prods_list.asp?Category=HEDGECLIPPER My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #38 April 17, 2007 That is all.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 April 17, 2007 Quote That is all. I swear it wasn't me. But I wasn't going to keep myself from instigating it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nayf69 0 #40 April 18, 2007 With a razor yes, with electric clippers!?! HELL NO!!If you can't take care, take cover!!! Nayf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #41 April 18, 2007 Hell no brother! I tried shaving my balls with an electric clipper one time and I snagged my scrotum onto one of the blades. That hurt like a mother! From now on I use scissors only! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #42 April 18, 2007 Absolutely not...could you imagine what those things could do to you??? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #43 April 18, 2007 Who cares about all that. My question to you is, is that your real butt on your avatar? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #44 April 18, 2007 Quote Who cares about all that. My question to you is, is that your real butt on your avatar? Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #45 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Who cares about all that. My question to you is, is that your real butt on your avatar? Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. MORE?! You been holding out on us or what! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #46 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Who cares about all that. My question to you is, is that your real butt on your avatar? Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. It's been 8 minutes already. How long are we gonna have to wait? I'm just trying to decide whether I should run errands now or later. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #47 April 18, 2007 Beware of BillyVance claiming he has pics of her.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #48 April 18, 2007 Quote Who cares about all that. My question to you is, is that your real butt on your avatar? Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. It's been 8 minutes already. How long are we gonna have to wait? I'm just trying to decide whether I should run errands now or later. May I suggest: LATER! Blues, DaveGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #49 April 18, 2007 I don't believe you, prove it, send me those pics! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
