yardhippie 0 #76 April 18, 2007 Quote I can make a woman orgasm faster via oral or hands than with penetration. Houston, I think we have a problem. thats what you get for thinking. side note: all other things being equal, I find this true. Now if we're down for a quickie, hell, its a race to the finish! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #77 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote A conversation was struck up at my son's birthday party last week with the other parents. I always was under the impression that women enjoy oral sex but never get it. Seems some of these women didn't prefer it. I mean, if it's like an old dog licking sour cream out of a bucket... Some girls don't like it, or think they won't like it because they are shy. Once they let that go and experience it...well, 'nuff said. I completely agree! Just let go of the shyness and And to Jumpenjules.......... you must be under 21! Because you don't know what you are missing! And don't think that guys are grossed out by it because they are not! They enjoy it! Especially when you are grabbing their head. Maybe I am getting too personal here but damn. I would hate to for you to miss out on the finer things in life----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #78 April 18, 2007 Quote Nope! Makes me barf just thinking about it. And that includes both ways. Well that just induced some interesting mental images. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #79 April 18, 2007 Quote Especially when you are grabbing their head. Maybe I am getting too personal here but damn. I would hate to for you to miss out on the finer things in life Ok, ladies... a little FYI: you dont want our hands on your head when you're going down on us, same here. If it aint working, tell us, if you just want more pressure/penetration/etc... leave it alone. Maybe were taunting you for a reason.I, for one, like to see how long I can keep a woman at that peak just before the orgasm. Nothing better than that arched back, sheets ripping off the bed... well, you get the point My ears are not handles! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #80 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Especially when you are grabbing their head. Maybe I am getting too personal here but damn. I would hate to for you to miss out on the finer things in life Ok, ladies... a little FYI: you dont want our hands on your head when you're going down on us, same here. If it aint working, tell us, if you just want more pressure/penetration/etc... leave it alone. Maybe were taunting you for a reason.I, for one, like to see how long I can keep a woman at that peak just before the orgasm. Nothing better than that arched back, sheets ripping off the bed... well, you get the point My ears are not handles! Well, I can't speak for all women but I know that when I grab the head, that is a good sign.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #81 April 18, 2007 Quote And I am a women Hippie. So...you like letting the bush grow on all of your vaginas? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #82 April 18, 2007 All this talk of tending to a woman's nether regions reminds me of a favorite joke: How do you know when your girlfirend's horney? When you put your hand down her pants it feels like you're feeding a horse "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #83 April 18, 2007 I am not a head grabber...cause i'm usually tied up. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #84 April 18, 2007 Quote Well, I can't speak for all women but I know that when I grab the head, that is a good sign. Well I know you're a woman but I had no idea you're a women! Oh, and the desire to grab the head is a good thing, yes. BUT, equal rights and all, if you dont want me grabbing your head, dont grab mine! OH, and I know how the above sentence sounds, but hell, I'm gonna leave it for the fun that someone will have with it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpinJules 0 #85 April 18, 2007 Quote HIJACK!!......Your new avatar has met my approval. I'm assuming you're talking about mine.... and yes, I think it's a little less... "scary" than the last Into the great wide open/ under them skies of blue/ out in the great wide open/ a rebel w/out a clue..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #86 April 18, 2007 Well that just induced some interesting mental images. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Well, I'm not surprised Linder Of course you know I meant I don't give or receive. I think it's grossIt's like having a playground next to a sewer. It's just wrong! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #87 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Well, I can't speak for all women but I know that when I grab the head, that is a good sign. Well I know you're a woman but I had no idea you're a women! Oh, and the desire to grab the head is a good thing, yes. BUT, equal rights and all, if you dont want me grabbing your head, dont grab mine! OH, and I know how the above sentence sounds, but hell, I'm gonna leave it for the fun that someone will have with it. I don't mind the grabbing if the head. But remember one thing, I know you talk about equality (and that is appreciated) but there is a difference. A lot of women don't like the pushing the head down because you can choke ( and to all men, don't get big heads from this ), but it is hard for a man to choke on the women's thingy. Think about it!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #88 April 18, 2007 Quote I don't mind the grabbing if the head. But remember one thing, I know you talk about equality (and that is appreciated) but there is a difference. A lot of women don't like the pushing the head down because you can choke ( and to all men, don't get big heads from this ), but it is hard for a man to choke on the women's thingy. Think about it! well my response is two fold: a) if the woman has a thingy, shes not a she, shes a he or a he/she, you get the idea. If you like you can refer to that portion as the hoo-ha has designated by our own Krelly. She too has an aversion to words like vagina, clit, pussy, etc. b) if the woman in question is indeed a women, then no we shouldnt choke if all the scheduled maintenance has been performed. That being said, unless we went down there with a regulator or a snorkel, we're not machines (thats why we get you those). Im all for going the distance, but soemtimes when it works the best for you, dont mean I can breathe. That being said, my ears are not handles, if you want to help, get yo hands down in there in the mix and lets make some quiverin happen! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #89 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote I don't mind the grabbing if the head. But remember one thing, I know you talk about equality (and that is appreciated) but there is a difference. A lot of women don't like the pushing the head down because you can choke ( and to all men, don't get big heads from this ), but it is hard for a man to choke on the women's thingy. Think about it! well my response is two fold: a) if the woman has a thingy, shes not a she, shes a he or a he/she, you get the idea. If you like you can refer to that portion as the hoo-ha has designated by our own Krelly. She too has an aversion to words like vagina, clit, pussy, etc. b) if the woman in question is indeed a women, then no we shouldnt choke if all the scheduled maintenance has been performed. That being said, unless we went down there with a regulator or a snorkel, we're not machines (thats why we get you those). Im all for going the distance, but soemtimes when it works the best for you, dont mean I can breathe. That being said, my ears are not handles, if you want to help, get yo hands down in there in the mix and lets make some quiverin happen! Oh, I am sorry I forgot that you are a man and we have to spell out everything for you all.When I say thingy I mean (what is one of the most pleasurable parts ) clit! Again, let me explain why we (most women) grab the heads. It is letting you know that you are doing a good job. Take it as a compliment!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #90 April 18, 2007 Quote Again, let me explain why we (most women) grab the heads. It is letting you know that you are doing a good job. Take it as a compliment! yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #91 April 18, 2007 That being said, my ears are not handles I've caught myself a time or two doing this...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #92 April 18, 2007 Quote That being said, my ears are not handles I've caught myself a time or two doing this... Well dont make me tell you again! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #93 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote That being said, my ears are not handles I've caught myself a time or two doing this... Well dont make me tell you again! Im making a mental note if this. But sometimes its hard not to want to grab something Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #94 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Again, let me explain why we (most women) grab the heads. It is letting you know that you are doing a good job. Take it as a compliment! yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #95 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Again, let me explain why we (most women) grab the heads. It is letting you know that you are doing a good job. Take it as a compliment! yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie! but then I LOOK like a hippie. You know how hard it is to fly under the radar then?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #96 April 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Again, let me explain why we (most women) grab the heads. It is letting you know that you are doing a good job. Take it as a compliment! yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie! but then I LOOK like a hippie. You know how hard it is to fly under the radar then?! You just don't want to do extra work!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #97 April 18, 2007 Quote Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie! but then I LOOK like a hippie. You know how hard it is to fly under the radar then?! You just don't want to do extra work!Precisely! Im a hippie, Dee-Dee-Dee!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #98 April 19, 2007 QuoteArthur - you've come so far in these last few years. I know, right? I still remember the day he "lost it."Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #99 April 19, 2007 I think we just had a discussion about this not to long ago....could have been in the women's forum though....I believe there was even a poll involved. Bottom line.....if its done right its a great thing. If you don't know what the hell your doing....don't even go therealthough the connotation fo an old dog licking sour cream out of a bucket....yuck! DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #100 April 19, 2007 Quote Quote HIJACK!!......Your new avatar has met my approval. I'm assuming you're talking about mine.... and yes, I think it's a little less... "scary" than the last I thought the last one was funny, it cracked me up... but this one shows how pretty you are better. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
