simplyputsi 0 #26 May 10, 2007 Not sure how all the smartasses have not replied with this yet. " mine is 100% real baby, but all the women think it's fake, because it's so damn big, huhuhuahuahuuhuhuh" smartass# 1 right here Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #27 May 10, 2007 Yes. J and Adam bought it for me. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #28 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Inquiring minds want to know. Mine is fake...dont you remember? g What are you about? You know its fake!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #29 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Inquiring minds want to know. Mine is fake...dont you remember? g What are you about? You know its fake! Whatever you say Cabana Boy! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #30 May 10, 2007 Quote Yes. J and Adam bought it for me. Ooooh I now I want a present from them too J is good at picking out toys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #31 May 10, 2007 Great!! Now I can get that Stupid song out of my Head!! Quote I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. I t makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #32 May 10, 2007 That was in my head when I started this thread I knew someone would go there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #33 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Inquiring minds want to know. Mine is fake...dont you remember? g What are you about? You know its fake! Whatever you say Cabana Boy! g Dont make me take a picture and post it!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #34 May 10, 2007 Quote Yes. J and Adam bought it for me. And you broke it soon as you got home!!And then I fixed it for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #35 May 10, 2007 Quote J is good at picking out toys we need to plan another shopping trip soon!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #36 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote J is good at picking out toys we need to plan another shopping trip soon!! Yes! I was hoping that we'd (Beth and I) have enough time this weekend to go shopping.... xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #37 May 10, 2007 Quote That was in my head when I started this thread I knew someone would go there. Youre welcome! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #38 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote J is good at picking out toys we need to plan another shopping trip soon!! Yes! I was hoping that we'd (Beht and I) have enough time this weekend to go shopping.... xoxo g Ya'll are gonna have to post what you get for dz.com approval.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #39 May 10, 2007 Yes, I have three. They are in the drawer next to my bed. I show no partiality and I love them all the same. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #40 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote J is good at picking out toys we need to plan another shopping trip soon!! Yes! I was hoping that we'd (Beth and I) have enough time this weekend to go shopping.... xoxo g When do you need to leave on Sunday? I'm sure we could arrange a trip into SF that morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #41 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote J is good at picking out toys we need to plan another shopping trip soon!! Yes! I was hoping that we'd (Beth and I) have enough time this weekend to go shopping.... xoxo g When do you need to leave on Sunday? I'm sure we could arrange a trip into SF that morning I was hoping you'd say that..... we need to figure out our red nighties! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #42 May 10, 2007 We'll have to do some research to find a few places to go to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #43 May 10, 2007 This thread reminds me of the movie Boys Don't Cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #44 May 10, 2007 So, is the plural of "penis" penises, penis's or is it peni? Whatever the case, I have several models to choose from. (is that bad?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #45 May 10, 2007 Quote So, is the plural of "penis" penises, penis's or is it peni? Whatever the case, I have several models to choose from. (is that bad?) Nope... I choose the correct "toy" based on my mood. I do have a favorite though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #46 May 10, 2007 I actually was talking plastic, but now that you mention it, I guess there are even more "toy" options from which to choose if I really wanted. Being a female does have some perks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #47 May 10, 2007 Quote I actually was talking plastic, but now that you mention it, I guess there are even more "toy" options from which to choose if I really wanted. Being a female does have some perks. Well sometimes my toy of choice is silicon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
