turtlespeed 212 #1 May 13, 2007 . . . who's gunna hang out in the rafters and sing about his penis?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 May 13, 2007 We figured you'd be first in line for that gig... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #3 May 13, 2007 Quote . . . who's gunna hang out in the rafters and sing about his penis? No one. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 May 13, 2007 Quote Quote . . . who's gunna hang out in the rafters and sing about his penis? No one. Aw, shit. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #5 May 13, 2007 Quote We figured you'd be first in line for that gig... No, he sends photos instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 May 13, 2007 LOLMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #7 May 13, 2007 Quote . . . who's gunna hang out in the rafters and sing about his penis? That song is playing through my head now. That rafter is going to be quite empty this year. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 May 13, 2007 Quote Quote . . . who's gunna hang out in the rafters and sing about his penis? That song is playing through my head now. That rafter is going to be quite empty this year. What always struck me about it was that he carried it off with TOTAL sincerity. He sold it. Gonna miss that. Not sure anyone else could quite do it justice."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #9 May 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote . . . who's gunna hang out in the rafters and sing about his penis? That song is playing through my head now. That rafter is going to be quite empty this year. What always struck me about it was that he carried it off with TOTAL sincerity. He sold it. Gonna miss that. Not sure anyone else could quite do it justice. You're right. No one can follow up that performance. Just thinking about it makes me laugh. Whoda thought that about him ... And again ... but with a side of thrown in ... just cuz ..'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 May 13, 2007 This soooooo sucks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 May 14, 2007 Does anyone have the words to that song? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 May 14, 2007 Quote Does anyone have the words to that song? You mean...Yes, I do.Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Nip nip, ball sac, hairy hairy, bum tit tit, arse cheek, winky winky, cummmmm.... TOUCHING THINGS IS FUN!!! STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR BUM!!! Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 May 14, 2007 no - It's a song that was sung from the rafters at LP.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 May 14, 2007 Quote no - It's a song that was sung from the rafters at LP. I tried.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 May 14, 2007 Quote Does anyone have the words to that song? I think this commits you... Quote Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote Does anyone have the words to that song? I think this commits you... Quote Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Blues, Dave . . . never said - I - would sing it . . . Just wanted the words . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 May 16, 2007 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5233951195083765527 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 May 16, 2007 Quote . . . never said - I - would sing it . . . Just wanted the words . . . I don't recall anyone asking. I think someone volunteered you over in the LP thread. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote . . . never said - I - would sing it . . . Just wanted the words . . . I don't recall anyone asking. I think someone volunteered you over in the LP thread. Blues, Dave I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #20 May 16, 2007 My vote would be for Dave Rodriguez to do it. He was Joel's best friend and usually up in the rafters with him. I would have no problem singing about my penis but you see climing the rafters is dangerous... so Im out “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 May 16, 2007 Quote My vote would be for Dave Rodriguez to do it. He was Joel's best friend and usually up in the rafters with him. Works for me! See you out at LP this weekend? I'll be there Friday night to Sunday night. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 May 16, 2007 Quote My vote would be for Dave Rodriguez to do it. He was Joel's best friend and usually up in the rafters with him. I would have no problem singing about my penis but you see climing the rafters is dangerous... so Im out I would give it a go . . . but have you ever seen a drunk fat man trying to climb up into the rafters with a case of stage fright?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #23 May 16, 2007 Actually Im going to be in Portland this weekend, but Im planing on stoping at Davenport the following weekend. I'll see you then. If you get a chance will you PM me the best way to get from Tri-Citys to Davenport?“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites