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Andy_Copland

Spitting On A Pussy

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So in general conversation at work with a buddy of mine we start talking about.... well sex. Everything from planting it in the shit box to pinching the old nose and getting em gagging.

He continues to say "Have you ever spat on a birds fanny?" Now to you colonials and others... that means "Have you ever spat on a girls pussy?"

In disbelief and with a bemused look creeping across my face I wondered if he was being serious as we had just been joking around.

He continues with "I have..." So i ask "Well... did she enjoy it?" and he replies "Nah... i was in between her box and in my half pissed state thought it would be sexual to put a big blop of saliva on the old banjo string, she just asked me if i spat on her and told her i had... she didnt say anything after that and i carried on as if nothing happened, she didnt call me again but i dont care, was drunk."

I about died laughing..

Fess up you dirty floggers



Here and I thought that someone was rude and spat on you . . .


:ph34r::ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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