NWFlyer 2 #1 November 6, 2007 Ouch. I wonder if the cow was due to become hamburger and decided to give a big fuck you to the beef industry and go out in style?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 November 6, 2007 I had read that and I feel bad, but I did laugh. I thought about all the jokes that Letterman, Leno, Kimmel, Conan and Stewart could use about this one and then remembered the writer's strike. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 November 6, 2007 Maybe one of those Chick-fil-e cows has a totalI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 November 7, 2007 Quote Ouch. I wonder if the cow was due to become hamburger and decided to give a big fuck you to the beef industry and go out in style? How much you wanna bet that Lisa started running for her camera as soon as she read the title?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 November 7, 2007 The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The reality is that the couple had rustled some steak-on-the-hoof and got caught hauling it on the fender. Cows falling out of the sky is a great excuse for the cops, though. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote Ouch. I wonder if the cow was due to become hamburger and decided to give a big fuck you to the beef industry and go out in style? How much you wanna bet that Lisa started running for her camera as soon as she read the title? If that had happened locally, you betcha. Awww, poor cow. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 November 7, 2007 This was actually a test jump for Rosanne Barr's upcoming BASE jump...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 November 7, 2007 Quote This was actually a test jump for Rosanne Barr's upcoming BASE jump... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #9 November 7, 2007 I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they were explaining it to their insurance agent! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 November 7, 2007 The epitome of "High Steaks" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 November 7, 2007 Quote This was actually a test jump for Rosanne Barr's upcoming BASE jump... I was thinking more of that fat bitch that used to be on The View and had a public feud with Donald Trump. Damn, I can't even think of her name right now, thank God! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sriddy 0 #12 November 7, 2007 Quote Quote This was actually a test jump for Rosanne Barr's upcoming BASE jump... I was thinking more of that fat bitch that used to be on The View and had a public feud with Donald Trump. Damn, I can't even think of her name right now, thank God! But you made me think of her. Asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 November 7, 2007 YOU can't come up with the name "Rosie" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 November 7, 2007 Quote YOU can't come up with the name "Rosie" D'oh! Rosie O'Donnell! All I needed was that first name. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 November 7, 2007 Quote YOU can't come up with the name "Rosie" Rosie Palmer?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
