PsychoBob 0 #1 November 28, 2007 Not really. It's from the movie "Airplane" and I think it makes a great headline. What would be your favorite headline if you could just make one up?"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 November 28, 2007 Are you bored today psycho? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 November 28, 2007 today I'm in a goofy mood... so I'd lean towards something like: "Chicken killed in attempt to cross road. Fowl play suspected. Investigation underway." and yes I do realize that I said fowl not foul... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #4 November 28, 2007 Sorry, that is a REAL headline... I seen it on a paper while in the checkout line the other day. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #5 November 28, 2007 why can't a hotdog be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be A FOOT! Eat that!! "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #6 November 28, 2007 10 lb. hairball removed from woman's stomach. Although that one is real too. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 November 28, 2007 "Dog explodes on sidewalk - pedestrians overcome with fur!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #8 November 28, 2007 Lastchance wins 54 million lottery and will spend the rest of his life skydiving all over the world. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 November 28, 2007 ***Are you bored today psycho? Quote "Bored air traffic controller instructs 50 airplanes to form a 200 mile long conga-line over Florida" " (Follow-up) "Pilots loved it but paasengers were not amused" "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 28, 2007 Quote Sorry, that is a REAL headline... I seen it on a paper while in the checkout line the other day. Oh yeah, what was it.... the Daily Enquirer? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #11 November 28, 2007 Of course it was the Enquirer. Don't you believe EVERYTHING you read? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #12 November 29, 2007 Chuck Norris enters public area with an erection. No survivors.It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
