High school Reunion

[auburnguy 0]

So ive got this high school reunion tonight in like 3 hours. votes on if I should go. I didnt really like high school and I dont really like any of the people who are gonna be there.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[skydiver30960 0]

Go check it out, you can always leave. How many years? I've only gone to my 5 year (missed the 10 year) but it was fun to see who got fat, who got skinny, who got married, and all that stuff.

Elvisio "most changed" Rodriguez

[NWFlyer 2]

I need more information...

1. How long ago did you graduate?

2a. Have you paid anything to attend?

2b. Is there an open bar?

3. Are you a hit man?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[DangerRoo 0]

ya go, people sometimes change

and you can always leave

(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[auburnguy 0]

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I need more information...

1. How long ago did you graduate?

2a. Have you paid anything to attend?

2b. Is there an open bar?

3. Are you a hit man?

The thing is that I only graduated 3 years ago (yeah, really early to have one)

Paid nothing

Im not 21 but the place its at does not card for private parties.

Hit man? I wouldnt want to get close to the target, I would prefer to stay at least 50+ yards away (hollow point .22, impossible to trace because so many 22's are in circulation).

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[NWFlyer 2]

You're far too young for a high school reunion to have any schadenfreude value whatsoever.

Go to your local video store.

Rent a movie called Grosse Pointe Blank and watch it tonight.

Then you'll understand #3 and you'll have much more fun than actually going to the reunion.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[CSpenceFLY 1]

I went to me 5, 10 and 20. They all pretty much sucked although I did see a few people I wanted to at the last one. I crashed the last one so at least I got my moneys worth.

I went to show them what I became, either a great successful guy or proud to be an asshole. You decide which.

All I wanted out of school was out.

[auburnguy 0]

I've seen the movie multiple times.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[CSpenceFLY 1]

On second thought, go, you might get laid.

[auburnguy 0]

One reason it will probobly be akward is because ive hooked up with several of the girls that are gonna be there including one guys younger sister (he was a good friend of mine in high school).

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Please see my above post. After all you're a SKYDIVER now.

[Bolas 5]

Nah, 3 years is too soon.

My plan for my 10th was to do the exact opposite of everyone else. Instead of trying to pretend I'm rich and important, I was gonna go the other way, but be overly cheerful

Show up in a Taco Bell uniform.

"I'm doing GREAT!!! Another six months and I'll make assistant manager on the night shift. I just got new lamb skin seat covers for my Geo Metro. Moved down to the basement of my parents house so I have my own door now. Just became treasurer of our LORP clan. Got a killer deal on a rare Pokemon card and only have 15 more payments on my russian bride."



Meh, maybe I'll go for my 15th, the more years off I put it, the funnier it will be.

3 years out of school? Skip it. Call some of your old friends if you want and do something else.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[auburnguy 0]

so... go or no go? Could just walk in dressed like a homeless person.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[Bolas 5]

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so... go or no go? Could just walk in dressed like a homeless person.

That'd be good. You could tell them stories about what you've done to get crack.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[BillyVance 34]

I went to my 10 year reunion, but missed my 20th last year. The 10 year reunion was very interesting, to say the least. The beautiful bitches in high school were fat and smokers, the so-so girls were knock-outs, the handsome jocks became fat and balding, and the nerds had all the money and fancy cars.



I showed up at my 10 year reunion in my beautiful black Porsche 914, and I was voted Most Eligible Bachelor. It WAS a fun weekend though.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[TEB6363 0]

Yep, Grosse Point Blank was great...

Wish I had my gun - WHAT - I said, we're gonna have fun...

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[auburnguy 0]

ok, i think im gonna go and just laugh at how fat all the pretty girls have gotten.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[PeteW 0]

I went to my 10 year this summer. I almost didnt go but some friends convinced me. I hated school and never really achieved much. Life got better for me the day quit school. So it was kinda cool to go back and see everyone. Time is good to some and not to others. Some people change and some dont. I say go for it.

[2fat2fly 0]

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I was voted Most Eligible Bachelor. It WAS a fun weekend though.

You were home-schooled, weren't you?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[aardvarkeater 0]

I skipped my 10th to go to the dropzone instead. I used to think it'd be great to go back to my reunion and show up everyone but then I realized I didn't' give a fuck what they thought. Plus I think one weekend at the dz is more fun than 10 high school reunions.

Muff Brother #4026
Loco Zapatos Rodriguez
SCR #14793

[auburnguy 0]

Went. It was sub mediocre. Saw some people I hadn't seen in years blah blah blah. Staying home and watching porno would have been a better use of my time.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[cloudseeker2001 0]

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I was voted Most Eligible Bachelor. It WAS a fun weekend though.

You were home-schooled, weren't you?

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

[BillyVance 34]

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I was voted Most Eligible Bachelor. It WAS a fun weekend though.

You were home-schooled, weren't you?

Come back my way next time and I'll show you my yearbooks. My school was in class 6A, the largest division.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban