waltappel 1 #1 January 3, 2008 I recently grew my beard back after shaving a couple of years ago. Damn, I look good!!! Not only does it cover up some of the ugly, but the gray hair makes me look really distinguished. Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 January 3, 2008 Quote I recently grew my beard back after shaving a couple of years ago. Damn, I look good!!! Not only does it cover up some of the ugly, but the gray hair makes me look really distinguished. Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Yea, whatever Walt. To be honest though, I didn't recognize you in Kathleen's video. Edited to add: Is that what they are calling a beard these days? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 January 3, 2008 Quote Yea, whatever Walt. To be honest though, I didn't recognize you in Kathleen's video. Wrong answer!!!The correct response is: "Walt, you look *damn* good with that beard!!!!"Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Yea, whatever Walt. To be honest though, I didn't recognize you in Kathleen's video. Wrong answer!!!The correct response is: "Walt, you look *damn* good with that beard!!!!"Walt Note my edit. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #5 January 3, 2008 Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs. Quote Some things I would trust Bill Booth on...some I wouldn't! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #6 January 3, 2008 Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs. I thought you were staying away from the thighs now that you are getting that in a 6-pack. Kevin_____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 January 3, 2008 Quote Some things I would trust Bill Booth on...some I wouldn't! That's not a beard on Bill Booth, it's spanish moss.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #8 January 3, 2008 I like having a beard and I would grow one if my job/employer would allow it.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs. I thought you were staying away from the thighs now that you are getting that in a 6-pack. Kevin It's more of a case of the ladies staying away from me.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 January 3, 2008 I've had a goatee for years. Once in a while I try to let the beard grow out, but it's just never thick and full enough. Dad is the same way. But yeah, the gray hairs help. I've got 2 or 3 gray whiskers. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 January 3, 2008 Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... Hmmmmmph--well don't plan on me going down on *you* anytime soon!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. Well by all means, guys don't need to deep-massage the inner thighs with their scraggly beards. A very feather-like caress would be better, but then the women needs to be tied down lest they're ticklish! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 January 3, 2008 Quote No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. You're not getting any oral from me, then!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. You're not getting any oral from me, then!Walt Did I just hear a chorus of "Hallelujahs!!"? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. You're not getting any oral from me, then!Walt Did I just hear a chorus of "Hallelujahs!!"? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. What's really bad is friction burn on your dickDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... No kidding. That's as bad as rug burns. What's really bad is friction burn on your dick Stop spray painting it and jacking off then. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 January 3, 2008 That was a totally different situation. You may think getting a lapdance while you are naked and she is clothed is a good idea, but it isn'tDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 January 3, 2008 QuoteThat was a totally different situation. You may think getting a lapdance while you are naked and she is clothed is a good idea, but it isn't Ouchie.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #22 January 3, 2008 Quote That was a totally different situation. You may think getting a lapdance while you are naked and she is clothed is a good idea, but it isn't Says YOU! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 January 3, 2008 I don't, but it's mainly because there are some 8 year old girls that could probably grow a better beard than I can. On the plus side, I only have to shave every few days You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #24 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Plus I hear that women love the way a beard feels on their inner thighs.Walt Dunno what women you've been talking too, but yeah, not so much... Hmmmmmph--well don't plan on me going down on *you* anytime soon!Walt Sorry, just sayin.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #25 January 3, 2008 Had full beard for many years and recently shaved it down to a Goatee.. Just wanted something different but still liked the face hair so I figured the Goat would do fine. And I have some "lighter" hair follicles comming in on the chin... Scott C. "He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
