moodyskydiver 0 #26 May 16, 2008 Quote Define GOOD sex. And BTW, Texas isnt a country. It is a state. Might I also add it is Alaska's bitch. Well, I guess you'll never know my definition of "good" sex now that you've insulted my state...and yes, to us Texans it IS a whole other country.Alaska can kiss my Texas ass! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #27 May 16, 2008 can California spank it?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #28 May 16, 2008 Quote Define "Boy"... If thats really you in your icon then yes you definitely qualify as a boy toy. boy toy= good looking guy for me to play with and use at my beck and call.Besides, "boy toy" sounds better than "man whore".And like all good "toys" you have to use it until your own imagination runs wild....and yes, I bite and scratch, but only a little.Now lets see how far into the gutter this thread goes in 3...2...1... "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #29 May 16, 2008 Quote can California spank it? only if theres leather involved.you know how us Texans love our leather accessories. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #30 May 16, 2008 Quote Quote can California spank it? only if theres leather involved.you know how us Texans love our leather accessories. You are a dirty, dirty girl. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #31 May 16, 2008 Quote Quote can California spank it? only if theres leather involved.you know how us Texans love our leather accessories. Chaps and spurs? Just remember, you've gotta 'mark him' on the first jump out of the gate or the ride doesn't count! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #32 May 16, 2008 Quote*Ahem* I have an application too but a different one. I have included the link to the PDF file. http://www.mskallisticonstantine.com/slave.application.form.pdf I flinked that test with flying colors, and a degree of style! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #33 May 16, 2008 sweety you know I have always loved you, but this sold me for sure!!!Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #34 May 16, 2008 Quote Great I have plenty of extra space at my place! lol, she said she's moving to San Luis Obispo... Probably too far for ya, but she already knows who she wants so that's a moot point... Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #35 May 16, 2008 Would that be you? How's Dave doing btw? Tell him Jason says hi.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #36 May 16, 2008 QuoteWould that be you? How's Dave doing btw? Tell him Jason says hi. Well, duh. I had that shit on lock before she even posted on here... I called dibs. Dave's doing great apparently... He just had a HUGE hangar built to fit the newer 208 that he actually owns now. Jason who?Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 May 16, 2008 Quote downwardspiral's post got me to thinking,so I'll just start another thread so the other doesnt get too side-tracked.Must be: 1.Willing to take me to the DZ and/or boogie(s) with him (even if I dont jump anymore...I still like to party with other skydivers.) 2.Want lots of good sex (its been awhile ) 3.Must love my German Shepard,Tucker 4.Willing to buy me good beer and make good Amaretto Sours 5.able to keep up with my crazy life/moodswings/cravings etc. 6.able to enjoy or put up with my tattoos and piercings...I have 5 of each.you guess whereI know, thats too much to ask for but a girl can dream cant she? [Lumberg voice]Yeah... um... part 2 of number 5 just doesn't work for me.... yeah...[/Lumberg voice]Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #38 May 16, 2008 I worked for him back in '01, '02 He finally got his hangar built?! Nice! I'll have to pay him a visit and check it out next time I'm up there.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #39 May 16, 2008 What did you do for him? Don't see any ratings listed in your profile.Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #40 May 16, 2008 "Manager" www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #41 May 16, 2008 Quote "Manager" Want a job? lol I won't elaborate.Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #42 May 16, 2008 Quote Quote "Manager" Want a job? lol I won't elaborate. If its as Miss Moody's boy toy then I'll take but she must know that I have a girlfriend and sometimes she would join us. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #43 May 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote "Manager" Want a job? lol I won't elaborate. If its as Miss Moody's boy toy then I'll take but she must know that I have a girlfriend and sometimes she would join us. I was referring to your previous position. Not the ones you're fantasizing about with my new girl.Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #44 May 17, 2008 Quote ...but she must know that I have a girlfriend and sometimes she would join us. I think it'd be more polite to ask her if she doesnt mind a 3rd in her bed,first. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #45 May 17, 2008 Quote downwardspiral's post got me to thinking,so I'll just start another thread so the other doesnt get too side-tracked.Must be: 1.Willing to take me to the DZ and/or boogie(s) with him (even if I dont jump anymore...I still like to party with other skydivers.) 2.Want lots of good sex (its been awhile ) 3.Must love my German Shepard,Tucker 4.Willing to buy me good beer and make good Amaretto Sours Girl, you don't need a guy to buy you good beer and make Amaretto Sours...and you know when I am drunk I make a mean amaretto sour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5.able to keep up with my crazy life/moodswings/cravings etc. 6.able to enjoy or put up with my tattoos and piercings...I have 5 of each.you guess whereI know, thats too much to ask for but a girl can dream cant she? However, for the great sex...well...I can't help you there...unless you wanna swing AND party like a rockstar...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #46 May 17, 2008 Quote unless you wanna swing AND party like a rockstar Iwanna swing and party like a rockstar..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #47 May 17, 2008 Quote Quote ...but she must know that I have a girlfriend and sometimes she would join us. I think it'd be more polite to ask her if she doesnt mind a 3rd in her bed,first. You're probably right. She's stingy and won't share me with other women. Hey I have an idea. You seduce her and I'll "walk in on you guys." How's that sound? www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #48 May 17, 2008 ok, so lets get this straight, what are my financial benefices for providing you with first class sexual experiences, packing classes, a good laugh and an occasional spanking!? and no, you wont need a paintolerance test for that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #49 May 17, 2008 Quote Girl, you don't need a guy to buy you good beer and make Amaretto Sours...and you know when I am drunk I make a mean amaretto sour!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen to that sister!Speaking of your Amaretto Sours (since you're the reason I'm hooked on them now) I wonder where our "all chick 3way" kiss pic from our last nignoggery at WFFC ended up... Quote However, for the great sex...well...I can't help you there...unless you wanna swing AND party like a rockstar... Ya know, I've been cooped up married for the last 3 yrs...I think its time to swing and party like a rockstar now that I'm divorced.He always promised to take me to a swingers bar and never did.*shrug*Great,now the song "Rockstar" by Nickelback is stuck in my head. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #50 May 17, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=5lAfgRyDDiM Like this? I dig this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
